Hana Michels, Author at bunny ears
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…RIP KOKO…
…Waldo still missing…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…God found dead in space…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Queen Kong???…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
Cancer linked to death!
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…Hats are cool…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
Hana Michels
Hana Michels

Author - Hana - Editor - Warrior

Hana Michels has written for The Hard Times, Funny Or Die, McSweeney's, Shout Factory, Splitsider and others because her parents are therapists.