Hana Michels, Author at bunny ears
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…Waldo still missing…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…Hats are cool…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Queen Kong???…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
Cancer linked to death!
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…RIP KOKO…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…God found dead in space…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
Hana Michels
Hana Michels

Author - Hana - Editor - Warrior

Hana Michels has written for The Hard Times, Funny Or Die, McSweeney's, Shout Factory, Splitsider and others because her parents are therapists.