Hana Michels, Author at bunny ears
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…God found dead in space…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Waldo still missing…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Hats are cool…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
Cancer linked to death!
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
Hana Michels
Hana Michels

Author - Hana - Editor - Warrior

Hana Michels has written for The Hard Times, Funny Or Die, McSweeney's, Shout Factory, Splitsider and others because her parents are therapists.