…God found dead in space…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
Cancer linked to death!
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Waldo still missing…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Hats are cool…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…

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