Indie Wrestling Superstars You’ve Never Heard Of (Because They’re Babies)
Lydia “Full Diaper” Ginero is a force to be reckoned with.
3 Lesser-Known Wrestling Holds Perfect For A No Holds Barred Match
Have you heard of the ‘Reverse Heimlich’?
Never-Before-Heard And Completely Mundane Tales Of Andre The Giant
Like that time he drank moderately and turned in early.
Jerry Lawler’s Guide To Being Old AF During Spring Break
It’s beach time, baby! Snag Jerry Lawler’s spring break look by making yourself look old AF. Trust us, this will be a major hit.
Get Your Boyfriend To A Key Party By Telling Him It’s A Superstar Shakeup
Trick him into an open relationship with a Superstar Shakeup key party!
Lesser-Known Chris Jericho Gimmicks
Sometimes it seems EVERYONE in the WWE has their own schtick. But Chris Jericho was the MASTER of disguise.
Get That Giant Gonzales Beach Body In Time For Summer
Learn how to achieve the perfect Giant Gonzales Beach Body with our exclusive Bunny Ears makeover guide.
Forget The Tree House – Build Your Kids A Hell In A Cell!
Whether it’s the blue-collar dad, hitting Home Depot or the suited up sophistico browsing the frou-frou catalog for backyard fun to keep his kids occupied this summer, they all think a treehouse is a cure to their kids’ summer boredom. But there’s a problem: even with a treehouse, they can still find their way back […]
‘Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 3’ Was Spoiled On An Episode Of RAW
Not even the time gem can take this one back.
Bunny Ears Exclusive: Sgt. Slaughter Tells All!
Remember the military guy from the ’80s heyday of the WWF? He’s radically different out of the ring…emphasis on “radical.”
So, You Just Quit WWE
Not everyone is cut out for the silver screen like John Cena or Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. The job market is tough for former pro-wrestlers, but with the right motivation, you can be out of your spandex tights and into a sensible pair of khaki work slacks in no time. Here are a few job […]
Get In My Sensory Deprivation Egg And Emerge As The Gobbledy Gooker
Try the phenomenal sensory deprivation egg and start depriving your way to success!
Who Knew ‘NWO 4 Life’ Would Mean Scrubbing Buff Bagwell’s Toilets For Life
Cleaning up after a professional wrestler for 20+ years is definitely not too SWEEEET.
Classic WWE Entrance Music For Every Mood
Revel in your anger and confusion. WWE entrance music will put you in whatever kind of mood you want to be in.
Vince McMahon’s Post-XFL Forays Into Other Sports
After the XFL tanked in 2001, Vince McMahon tried to WWE-ify other sports. Really. He really did.
Mirror Mirror: The Only Advice Column From Vince McMahon’s Mirror
Real advice from a real man’s mirror.
Tales From The Fifth Horseman
“The only time this much havoc had been wreaked by so few people, you need to go all the way back to the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse!” – Used by Arn Anderson of the Four Horsemen, Stolen from Randy Paulson, the Fifth Horseman
My Dad Is A Roman Reigns Fan And I Can’t Live With It Anymore
I’m a lifelong fan of professional wrestling, thanks to my dad. We’ve always enjoyed cheering for the best of the best. From Stone Cold flipping off Vince to The Rock electrifying millions, both my dad and I were hardcore fans. But as time moved on, things have changed. The current era of WWE has thrown […]
A Psychic Helped Me Unleash My Inner Power, But Keeps Spoiling “WWE RAW” For Me
Everything was so hazy at first… In the distance, I saw myself in a board meeting, and I was CEO, my eyes glowing with pride. Shadows parted way, and I suddenly saw myself on a date with a perfect 10, confident, stylish, leaning in for a first kiss. But the fog returned, and when it […]
Which Disney Princess Could You Beat In A Cage Match?
Ladies, you know how sometimes when you see the youthful effervescent beauty of a Disney Princess you sigh and think I bet I could kick her ass? If your natural response to the appearance of Cinderella’s castle is to take out your earrings don’t worry, you’re not alone. We all wish we could be transported […]
Why Won’t John Cena Visit Me in the Hospital?
It’s a phrase I’ve seen a thousand times on armbands, miniature towels, and neon-bright t-shirts throughout the last 15 years. It’s not just a saying, but a way of life; a mantra which one can turn to when their dreams seem so far out of reach. Yet as I lay here on this hospital gurney, […]