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… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
Ken Hanley
Ken Hanley

Author - Not The Chucky Doll

The former editor-in-chief of FANGORIA, Ken Hanley is the author of "The I in Evil," the former producer of the "We'll See You in Hell" podcast, and the host of the Montclair State University horror lecture series "Friday Night Frights." A sometimes-screenwriter, he is also the self-proclaimed champion of Bye Bye Man Twitter. Suck on that, BunnyEars Contributor Madeleine Koestner!