Ken Hanley, Author at bunny ears
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Queen Kong???…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
Cancer linked to death!
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…God found dead in space…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Hats are cool…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…Waldo still missing…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…RIP KOKO…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
Ken Hanley
Ken Hanley

Author - Not The Chucky Doll

The former editor-in-chief of FANGORIA, Ken Hanley is the author of "The I in Evil," the former producer of the "We'll See You in Hell" podcast, and the host of the Montclair State University horror lecture series "Friday Night Frights." A sometimes-screenwriter, he is also the self-proclaimed champion of Bye Bye Man Twitter. Suck on that, BunnyEars Contributor Madeleine Koestner!