Remember These ’90s Nick Shows? Your Much Younger Boyfriend Doesn’t
He was born after most of these gems ended!
Clean Your WWE Action Figures With Your Lonely Tears (Not By Zack Ryder)
Your sadness makes for a great all-natural solution.
AEW Wrestlers Love Tony Khan Because He’s Totally A Cool Guy, We Swear!
“It’s def not just ‘cuz he’s rich!”
Macaulay Culkin Forgot The Rat King Was In ‘The Nutcracker’ With Him
“You know, I’m sad, but I’m not surprised,” the Rat King said.
How Your Favorite Cartoon Dogs Probably Died
It’s a sad fact of life that your favorite cartoon dogs are likely long dead.
Our Wrestling Scientists Warn That Steve Austin Will Be Stone Lukewarm By 2050
Can the world make the necessary changes?
What Happened To That Bread Vendor In Aladdin? The (Chilling) True Story
What Disney doesn’t want you to know.
How To Use Pro-Wrestling Lingo For Improved Workplace Communication
Why limit the times and places you use wrestling-speak?
All The Champions Brock Lesnar Tried To Cash In On Before Seth Rollins
That briefcase works for ANY championship.
We Regret To Inform You That Diddy Kong Has Sold Out
He now works at a mid-level corporate acquisitions firm.
3 Places To Build A BioShock City Devoted To Your Corrosive Right-Wing Ideals
Like deep inside a mountain!
The Rock Just Revealed That His Belly Button Gets Infected VERY Easily
He calls it “the people’s infection.”
Galaxys For Hire
Two outlaw sisters go on the run from an army when they learn the ship they’ve called home is the final puzzle piece of an ancient giant robot capable of unmaking reality. A sex-bot army and the secret history of the universe will follow!
Philosopher Immanuel Kant is Coming to ‘Tekken 7’
Kant (1724-1804) was a figure of great influence in the areas of epistemology, ethics, and ass-kicking.
The Worst Places To Challenge For The 24/7 Title
From a children’s ball pit to the International Space Station.
What ‘Back To The Future’ Gets Wrong About Almost Having Sex With Your Mom
Like she’ll DEFINITELY remember your face.