Articles

Spoiler: ‘Inside Out’ made him cry … twice.

It’s iconic.

The ’90s were a special time.

The most important questions you should definitely ask your doctor about robot sex, no matter how awkward you or they feel.

We checked.

This is what Best Leader wants for us.

In 14 Easy Steps

More than 150 million Americans play video games, many online. And from what we’ve heard, online gaming is apparently one of the most toxic environments around.

You probably don’t have anything meaningful to do right now anyway.

Roses are still the flowers of romance, but if you are giving anyone a bouquet of white roses for their purity in 2019, you need to update your ideas.

We might be living in a lifeless, barren wasteland, but it’s nothing a little color wouldn’t spruce up if we hadn’t killed every color but grey!

I’m mortified just thinking of what to write here!

Seriously.

Don’t act like you don’t have a thousand favorite subscription boxes.

They’re like regular hickeys, but on your butt.

Looking to start vaping? Our team of experts will guide you into finding a flavor that nicely complements your inability to grow up.

Marshmallows are basically nature’s intestinal glue.

It’s both delicious, nutritious, and not a choking hazard if eaten correctly.

Just mainline that ‘ish.

This isn’t easy.

What? Oh no.

Don’t tell us you’ve never thought about it.

The other alternative is to just keep your big mouth shut and starve to death. #horoscopes

Hint: You’re not going to want to go anywhere near a What Kind of Fast Food are You Based on Your Zodiac article if you’re a Pisces!

You asked, I answered!

“Grilled cheese” is a relative term.

Mack knows all.

Do you know the signs?

Because you don’t need it.

Don’t let the stress of a home invasion get to you.

You’ll wish these demon spirits escaped every year!

Better make sure you rejuvenate your dead uncle’s creepy cabin before you start summer vacation.

Vacation should be about leaving your old life and tired connections behind, along with most of your clothes and ALL of your money!

Have you heard of the ‘Reverse Heimlich’?

It’s so insulting.

Hint: It involves bears.

Welcome to Art Friends. A weekly web-comic brought to you by Ana Bagayan, the creator of viral-hit Ana’s Dollhouse!

It’s better than ‘Family Circus’ but shittier than ‘Marmaduke’ because everything is shittier than ‘Marmaduke.’

Reach Altered Beast state.

If you have a problem with that, you can get out of my life.

Mmmm, plastic!

Like that time he drank moderately and turned in early.

My childhood dream came true!

“I’ve got some tips for you, chicos.”