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You’re not cheating. You’re simply engaging in sexual acts with people outside your marriage without telling your partner about it. And that’s different. There’s a different label on it. And a book. And a website. So it’s fine.

Hear me out, I don’t like the taste of piss. But I do like how it makes me appear interesting.

Capitalism is a prison but candles smell nice so tell us your most recent traumatic social experience and we’ll sell you a scented candle!

Welcome to The Beginner’s Guide to [Blank], our recurring series where our experts provide everything you need to know about your new endeavor, regardless of what it is. Life is full of exciting opportunities, and while it’s fine to tackle a new adventure on your own, we here at Bunny Ears know that it’s better […]

Hey there, pal. You seem like a cool dude, brother. You know, I’ve seen a lot of cool, tough guys in my time, so I know a real dude when I see him. But I also know that it’s hard out there for cool, hip boys who are just trying to hang ten with the […]

There are lots of reasons to carve off one of your arms or legs before its absolutely necessary.

We’re saying ‘yes’ to summer and ‘no more’ to your lawsuits!

We as a society place a lot of restrictions on ourselves when it comes to relationships. But I’m here to let you know it’s OK to be spontaneous. Happy, even! As long as your sexual proclivities are between two (or more) consenting adults you can just feel free to go right on and let your […]

Stop treating your A-hole like your B-hole.

It’s literally all we can hear, taste, and smell.

Some call it an abomination. We call it the official color of November 2019!

It just isn’t right.

Keep this insane ruse going just a little longer!

Yum!

‘There’s just so much pus.’

It’s so, so satisfying.

It takes both time and commitment to get me anywhere even close to an orgasm.

They make us feel seen.

I needed to lose some weight. The problem was I didn’t know where to start: Atkins, Keto, intermittent fasting—to name just a few. The more I researched, the more confused I got. Which is why I decided to try them all to figure out which works best for me and my body. And now I […]

Step one: Grab your box of raisins. Throw it out the window.

When Bunny Ears asked me to handle our harvest menu planning, I was thrilled. I love entertaining, and fall is my favorite season to do it. I didn’t just want to create a BEAUTIFUL feast, I wanted to create my DREAM feast. So to inspire myself, I loaded up on Benadryl and rode that pink […]

His blood is magic.

You’d barely notice Mama Bird’s Cafe if you didn’t already know what to look for. Tucked in the back corner of a parking lot in Echo Park, next to a launderette, a cigarette stand, and something called “Dr. Funsicle’s Mystery Shop of Edu-tainment,” is a small room containing four elegantly dressed tables. There’s a sign […]

No, literally all I have left now are vibrators and cake mix.

Will it be Janice? Or maybe Bill Cosby?

A little bit of Monica in retrograde!

Grimace? Or perhaps Mayor McCheese?

You asked, Mack answered.

You asked, I answered!

“Grilled cheese” is a relative term.

I gave birth to him, and I can un-give it.

You can do this.

Here’s what you need to know.

Words of affirmation cost extra.

I honestly don’t see the problem.

Who invited Steve?

“You do you!”

When early ape arose from the shore of our great ocean womb, no longer could we protect our monkey eggs from the harshness of a dry environment. It was then that our vestigial tail bud tissue formed the pulpy genitalia we so cherish today. For snakes, this process involved unused limb flesh being repurposed into […]

My friends are often surprised to find out that I won’t move in with a guy until I’ve got a ring or at least an understanding that we are a couple. Sure, it’s a little old fashioned, but it’s what works for me. I’m not some stuffy agony aunt trying to tell you what to […]

You’ll want to stare into these bottomless, lonely cavities for the rest of your life.

Take in the view of those hangers!

There’s a lot to explore here.

He was paid in experience.

Dude’s been busy.

Move over, Apple.

Have you ever felt just a little TOO nude while doing naked karate?

Don’t even introduce yourself.

They are connoisseurs of tushie excellence.

Your cousin lied when he said he shot the dog in Duck Hunt. Because if he had, he’d be scarred for life.

And yours can, too!

The Berserker Blothar? Or perhaps Bonesnapper?

Krakoa is getting REALLY popular.

He’s reportedly been ranting about it for months.

Exciting!

Weekly comics from the mind of Bunny Ears writer Katie Goldin. They’re weird, they’re funny, and they’re always so pretty! The Goldin Rules always offers something different! You’ll never see the same joke twice!

Welcome to Art Friends. A weekly web-comic brought to you by Ana Bagayan, the creator of viral-hit Ana’s Dollhouse!

It’s better than ‘Family Circus’ but shittier than ‘Marmaduke’ because everything is shittier than ‘Marmaduke.’

SPOILER ALERT!

Have you talked to your kids?

It’s time someone said something.

Oops.

Take the blue pill, take the red pill, take all the pills from Dr. Mario. (Except for the red-blue one.)

It was for ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ or something?

“Is he just chanting ‘NXT’ wrong?” asks 23-year-old Velveteen Dream.

I still don’t know why.

There’s so many!

You don’t need him anyway!

Was it Carl Winslow? Or maybe Danny Tanner?

A butt plug? Or perhaps a rubber fist?