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What’s really hot right now is only wearing what you’ve truly earned, asserting your dominance over the fashion industry, and nature itself.

Follow my easy method for actualizing your mental and/or physical healing with wellness therapy.

It’s never a positive sign if your husband is suddenly snapped back to 2019 without any clothes on and a slightly sweaty sheen to him.

They’re 100% biodegradable and look fantastic!

Seriously. I’m doing fine.

In 14 Easy Steps

Bleaching your butthole is out. Bleaching then TIE-DYING your butthole is very in.

“It is what it is.”

Bling out that b-hole!

It’s literally all we can hear, taste, and smell.

Some call it an abomination. We call it the official color of November 2019!

It just isn’t right.

Keep this insane ruse going just a little longer!

Yum!

‘There’s just so much pus.’

It’s so, so satisfying.

It takes both time and commitment to get me anywhere even close to an orgasm.

They make us feel seen.

But not in a good way.

No one could make it quite like Nana.

And so is Mr. Melon, Johnny Appletreats, and the Cherry Clan!

Some of these really don’t look right.

The days are getting colder, and that means Father Depression is on his way.

It’s also incredibly painful.

Will it be Janice? Or maybe Bill Cosby?

A little bit of Monica in retrograde!

Grimace? Or perhaps Mayor McCheese?

You asked, I answered!

“Grilled cheese” is a relative term.

Mack knows all.

Here’s what you need to know.

It might be uncomfortable, but it’s necessary.

It’s easy!

Who invited Steve?

It’s a reasonable question.

It’s unbelievably graphic!

Killer whales have dominated the mommy game lately, which is why I’m now only communicating with my children with squeaking and nose bumps.

Modern love is a strange, exhausting experience.

Craig said he was fine with it

It was somewhere between Reykjavík and Midborg.

There’s a lot to explore here.

These jeans are the ultimate staycation location for those times you want to get away but don’t want to go very far.

He was paid in experience.

Dude’s been busy.

Move over, Apple.

Have you ever felt just a little TOO nude while doing naked karate?

Don’t even introduce yourself.

This is how you learned to eat your feelings.

Many have tried. Few have succeeded.

“Is he just chanting ‘NXT’ wrong?” asks 23-year-old Velveteen Dream.

I still don’t know why.

Krakoa is getting REALLY popular.

He’s reportedly been ranting about it for months.

Exciting!

Weekly comics from the mind of Bunny Ears writer Katie Goldin. They’re weird, they’re funny, and they’re always so pretty! The Goldin Rules always offers something different! You’ll never see the same joke twice!

Welcome to Art Friends. A weekly web-comic brought to you by Ana Bagayan, the creator of viral-hit Ana’s Dollhouse!

It’s better than ‘Family Circus’ but shittier than ‘Marmaduke’ because everything is shittier than ‘Marmaduke.’

Have you talked to your kids?

It’s time someone said something.

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

Your new girlfriend is NOT gonna be happy.

Please be honest.

There’s literally no downside.

Many of those afflicted go untreated.

Finally!

He’s apparently all about “big, juicy brains.”

You don’t need him anyway!

Was it Carl Winslow? Or maybe Danny Tanner?

A butt plug? Or perhaps a rubber fist?