Have you ever felt just a little TOO nude while doing naked karate?
Don’t even introduce yourself.
They are connoisseurs of tushie excellence.
Bleaching your butthole is out. Bleaching then TIE-DYING your butthole is very in.
Finally.
Don’t tell us you’ve never thought about it.
Literal (tainted) love.
Parenting is hard—and it’s even harder when you’re a Frankenstein.
They’re 100% biodegradable and look fantastic!
Avoid humiliation, you giant barbarian.
Because everybody has one. Right?
“It is what it is.”
Bling out that b-hole!
It’s a legitimate question.
Do you want to be part of the problem, or the solution?
It goes with literally everything—especially your tears.
It’s literally all we can hear, taste, and smell.
Some call it an abomination. We call it the official color of November 2019!
It just isn’t right.
We’ve all been there.
Keep this insane ruse going just a little longer!
Yum!
‘There’s just so much pus.’
We’re saying it loud, and we’re saying it proud!
It’s so, so satisfying.
It takes both time and commitment to get me anywhere even close to an orgasm.
They make us feel seen.
But not in a good way.
No one could make it quite like Nana.
And so is Mr. Melon, Johnny Appletreats, and the Cherry Clan!
Save yourself some money (and a visit with your “guy”) by making your own Adderall at home. Now FOCUS.
Some of these really don’t look right.
The days are getting colder, and that means Father Depression is on his way.
It’s also incredibly painful.
FYI!
Will it be Janice? Or maybe Bill Cosby?
A little bit of Monica in retrograde!
Grimace? Or perhaps Mayor McCheese?
Your failure is written in the stars.
What? Oh no.
You asked, Mack answered.
You asked, I answered!
“Grilled cheese” is a relative term.
You can do this.
Here’s what you need to know.
It might be uncomfortable, but it’s necessary.
It’s easy!
I honestly don’t see the problem.
Who invited Steve?
It’s a reasonable question.
It’s unbelievably graphic!
It’s not easy, but it’s possible!
They don’t think it be like it is! But it do.
I’m going to kick their ass.
Rummage through the trash of life and find your true self!
Take in the view of those hangers!
There’s a lot to explore here.
It was somewhere between Reykjavík and Midborg.
These jeans are the ultimate staycation location for those times you want to get away but don’t want to go very far.
Macaulay Culkin meets his most-obsessed fan.
He was paid in experience.
Dude’s been busy.
Move over, Apple.
This is how you learned to eat your feelings.
Many have tried. Few have succeeded.
“Is he just chanting ‘NXT’ wrong?” asks 23-year-old Velveteen Dream.
I still don’t know why.
Your fate awaits.
Krakoa is getting REALLY popular.
He’s reportedly been ranting about it for months.
Exciting!
Two outlaw sisters go on the run from an army when they learn the ship they’ve called home is the final puzzle piece of an ancient giant robot capable of unmaking reality. A sex-bot army and the secret history of the universe will follow!
Weekly comics from the mind of Bunny Ears writer Katie Goldin. They’re weird, they’re funny, and they’re always so pretty! The Goldin Rules always offers something different! You’ll never see the same joke twice!
Welcome to Art Friends. A weekly web-comic brought to you by Ana Bagayan, the creator of viral-hit Ana’s Dollhouse!
It’s better than ‘Family Circus’ but shittier than ‘Marmaduke’ because everything is shittier than ‘Marmaduke.’
SPOILER ALERT!
Have you talked to your kids?
It’s time someone said something.
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
It was for ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ or something?
Your new girlfriend is NOT gonna be happy.
Please be honest.
There’s literally no downside.
There’s so many!
Many of those afflicted go untreated.
Finally!
He’s apparently all about “big, juicy brains.”
But seriously. Why are you so sticky?
You don’t need him anyway!
Was it Carl Winslow? Or maybe Danny Tanner?
A butt plug? Or perhaps a rubber fist?
