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David Bell
David Bell

Author - Professional Board Gamer

David has written for such websites as Filmschoolrejects.com and Cracked, where he was an editor, video writer, and columnist. He now spends his days streaming board games and co-hosting Best Bad Movie Ever, Hypecast, and We Just Watched. Check out his Patreon or give him a tweet or two.