David Bell, Author at bunny ears
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…RIP KOKO…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…Hats are cool…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…Queen Kong???…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…God found dead in space…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
Cancer linked to death!
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Waldo still missing…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
David Bell
David Bell

Author - Professional Board Gamer

David has written for such websites as Filmschoolrejects.com and Cracked, where he was an editor, video writer, and columnist. He now spends his days streaming board games and co-hosting Best Bad Movie Ever, Hypecast, and We Just Watched. Check out his Patreon or give him a tweet or two.