‘Netflix And Chill’ Options For Letting Him Know You’re Into Pegging

November 18, 2021 by , featured in Spiritual Wellness
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Ladies, be honest: half the fun of movie date night is playing those subtle games that keep him guessing. There’s nothing more satisfying than having him wrap his arm around you at just the right time, or correctly guess that you get a sexual thrill from performing anal sex with a hip-holstered dildo.

But how can a gal turn her “Netflix and Chill” event into a fully-blown strap-attack? Here are some helpful movies and shows to start…

Tidying Up With Marie Kondo

Currently, the rave of the internet, Tidying Up features the beaming Marie Kondo taking great pleasure in helping others rearrange their clutter. One would have to be a real Grinch to shy away from this bingeable series that brings the human side to simple house cleaning tasks. Aside from being a standout show, Tidying Up will give you many opportunities to lean into your partner, give him a knowing brush of the arm, and whisper “what if that closet was your ass?”

If he still doesn’t get the message, we suggest repeating it several more times whenever a closet is seen on screen. If that doesn’t work — simply tell him you’re inspired by the show and do your own little “tidying up” by rearranging your nearby cabinet of strapons. Be sure to ask which one he likes the most!

Ant-Man and the Wasp

This marvelous sci-fi comedy might not seem like the ideal way to get inside the rectum of your date. But, depending on your taste as a couple, it might actually make the perfect Chardonnay to that delicious pegging cheese. Ask him if he thinks that Wasp actress Evangeline Lilly is attractive, and just watch as the conversation flows naturally to whether or not he’d like a miniature version of her stuck up his ass. It works every time!

Or better yet—ask him if he would shrink down a car and stick it in his ass while the motor is still running. When he says yes, sexily produce a matchbox car from your pocket. He’ll know exactly what to do with that!

The Wolf of Wall Street

Great for film buffs, this Scorsese-directed film will have him riveted right up to the scene where Leonardo DiCaprio gets a lit candle stuck up his behind by a prostitute. When passing the moment by, be sure to slip in a phrase like “that looks fun!” before continuing along with the film. Then begin to slowly light candles throughout the room until he gets the hint!

If that doesn’t work, start rewinding and replaying the single candle scene — maintaining eye-contact the entire time you do it.

Conversations With a Killer: The Ted Bundy Tapes

Okay, don’t ask us how — but watching true crime anything is basically a fast pass into the anus of anyone you so desire. Don’t believe us? Get your binge on with this eye-opening look into one of America’s most iconic killers and see if it doesn’t end with you sweatily thrusting twelve-inches of hard rubber into the back chute of your sexual conquest. Ladies, this is the cheat code to pegging and you are welcome.
But if Ted Bundy isn’t your thing, you can also try Evil Genius, Team Foxcatcher, Tower, Making A Murderer, or of course Casting JonBenet.

Rosewater

The Jon Stewart-directed political drama about the detainment of Iranian-Canadian journalist Maziar Bahari is so incredibly stark and depressing that at any point in the film you can turn to your partner and simply ask “Hey, speaking of rose-water… want to turn this off and get pegged by me?” They will almost certainly say yes.

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