Heal Thy Neighbor By Throwing Crystals Through His Window
The guy can really use the help, and I’m here to give it to him one 90 mile-an-hour moonstone fastball at a time.
Food & Recipes
This Plant-Based Colombian Breakfast Will Give You All-Day Energy
Thanks to a single plant, I now have so much fucking all-day energy that I’ve been going non-stop for the last 18 hours and am currently writing this at 4:15 in the morning!
Get The Attention You Deserve By Faking A Pregnancy (Again)
This is your special time! Turn every possible opportunity into your favor.
Macaulay Culkin’s Pointed Guide To Las Vegas
If you’re in Vegas, you’re going to end up with the body of a dead hooker – either accidentally or on purpose, so it’s best to plan ahead!
Choose Circumcision! We Need To Keep Appeasing The Foreskin Wizard
Whatever you think you know is really just the tip.
Bunny Ears Podcast 43: Is This It?
After last week, you probably have a lot of questions. Let’s get right to it, because whatever the opposite is of brevity, I am not good at.
Bunny Ears Podcast 42: The Ultimate Questions and Answers (Annotated)
The guys are going to answer more important questions from you on this week’s Bunny Ears Podcast.
Bunny Ears Podcast 41: LIST-O-MANIA (Annotated)
Hello Warren; it’s me, Matt Cohen. Yes- THAT Matt Cohen. Wait- not that one… the other one. Hi. This week, Stewart P Miller from Columbus Ohio joined Mack and myself for another edition of “Top 5 list episode podcast thing”. Basically, Mack, Stew and myself came up with 6 categories of “Top 5” lists and […]
Bunny Ears Podcast 40: Camp No Counselors (Annotated)
Hi, I’m Craig The Intern, and they make me transcribe these every week. I wasn’t invited to go to Camp No Counselors with them. Everyone I work with is a jerk! Everything’s going great so far! The Guest: A bunch! Michael Rosenbaum, Dave Kushner, Carl McDowell, Stewart P Miller, Jimmy Scanlon and his pal Duane! The […]
A Psychic Helped Me Unleash My Inner Power, But Keeps Spoiling “WWE RAW” For Me
Everything was so hazy at first… In the distance, I saw myself in a board meeting, and I was CEO, my eyes glowing with pride. Shadows parted way, and I suddenly saw myself on a date with a perfect 10, confident, stylish, leaning in for a first kiss. But the fog returned, and when it […]
Why Won’t John Cena Visit Me in the Hospital?
It’s a phrase I’ve seen a thousand times on armbands, miniature towels, and neon-bright t-shirts throughout the last 15 years. It’s not just a saying, but a way of life; a mantra which one can turn to when their dreams seem so far out of reach. Yet as I lay here on this hospital gurney, […]