Brian Steele is a writer living in Los Angeles. He's written and produced content for companies such as Funny Or Die, FreMantle Media, IFC, MyDamnChannel, Splitsider and TruTV. You can check out his work at HoltandSteele.com.
Stop Testing Makeup On Animals, Because They Keep Seducing My Father
This needs to stop. My mother’s threatening to leave.
Why We Don’t Vaccinate Our Children From My Homemade Plague
What the real danger is here? A virus I specifically designed to kill 90% of the population, or the untested vaccine for it? I think you know my answer.
What Bunny Ears Writers Are Wishing For This Valentine’s Day
We asked our very own Bunny Ears team what they’ve always wanted from their Valentine. Pay attention! Chances are your special someone will want one of these romantic gifts too.
Sex Tips Your Husband Wanted Us To Pass Along … If That’s Cool
Full disclosure, your husband emailed to us because your sex life sounds like a mess.
Celebrate The Joys Of Adoption By Raising My Stupid Kids
Seriously just fucking take them.
Luxurious Ski Resorts You Couldn’t Get Into, So Actually Nevermind
You probably wouldn’t even know what to do if you did get into one anyway.
5 Questions About Spaghetti You Should Never Ask on a Job Interview
The question job applicants dread.
Maybe It’s The Meth Talking, But These Detox Tips Make Me Feel Like A God
Fuck! Are you feeling this?
Help! My New Boyfriend Is An Incel Who Made Me Up On A Subreddit
And not even one of the good subs
I Went to The General To Save Some Time, Why Didn’t He Save My Dad in ‘nam?
He was known as The Captain back then.
We Asked A Personal Trainer For Workout Tips And Now We’re Fucking
We really meant to get into this whole workout thing, but then we just got carried away with the fucking. You get it, right?
Are You In An Escape Room Or Just Being Kidnapped By Your Tinder Date?
Which one is worse though?
5 Books You Totally Know How To Read This Fall
Nothing beats curling up with a good book, flipping through its pages, holding it right side up, and, of course, telling people you’re reading it so they think you’re smart.
7 Tips That Will Save Your Marriage From Frankenstein Monsters
7 steps to protect your marriage from the grips of Frankenstein Monsters.
How To Enjoy Fall Foliage Even If That Thing From ‘The Happening’ Happens
Before you pack up the station wagon, it’s only natural to wonder what to do if that thing from The Happening happens.
Our Annual Fall Foliage Guide Has Been Discontinued Because Our Intern Got Lost in the Woods and Died
As many of you know, every year, we here at Bunny Ears bring you a detailed guide to all things autumn. Normally, our interactive autumnal map allows you to search B&Bs in the area by size, style, and quaint charm, while our color wheel breaks down every leaf shade permutation possible by region and time […]
Check Out These Cleaning Tricks Your Maid Should Really Know How To Do Already
Admit it—nothing stresses you out like keeping a tidy home. From family to friends, working out to wealth management, it’s hard to find the time to keep everything spick and span. Thankfully, we’ve got a few tips that’ll make cleaning a breeze, as long as your maid is paying attention when you explain them to […]
How Many Times a Day Should You Poop? This Creepy Guy Has The Answer
Wow was he a weirdo!
The Best Abrasive Sponges for Detoxing Your Filthy Penis
When it comes to personal hygiene, many of us men run into the same problem. How do we keep our penises clean, when they’re such dirty lil’ things?
Simple Tricks To Make Their Funeral All About You
When someone you care about dies, it’s vital to keep the focus on what really matters: YOU!
My Girlfriend Says She Loves Me But She Won’t Kill My Rich Parents
Is that so much to ask?
We Asked Celebrities For Their Embarrassing Sex Stories…
… And You Won’t Believe How Offended They Were!
How To Talk To Your Teens About The Dangers Of James Woods
It might be uncomfortable, but it’s necessary.
If Data Is So ‘Fully Functional,’ Why Won’t He Eat My Ass?
It’s a legitimate question.
When To Tell Your Kids That Santa Died From Autoerotic Asphyxiation
It’s something every parent wonders.
We’re Locking One Lucky Kid In Macaulay Culkin’s House This Christmas!
He’s going to be hunted!
Christmas Cocktails You’ll Love Because You’re An Alcoholic
Seriously. You have a problem.
Is He Into You Or Is He Just A Terminator Trying To Steal Your Clothes?
It’s a reasonable question.
6 Simple Cocktails To Keep Your Inevitable Intervention Casual
Like an Old Fashioned!
Mermaids Facts To Scream Over Your Uncle’s Racist Rants This Thanksgiving
It’s a surefire way to survive the day intact.
Quiz: Can You Finish Jerking Off In This Airplane Bathroom Before It Crashes Into The Ocean?
How good are you at compartmentalizing?
So What Exactly Happens If The Burger King Produces No Heir?
The Burger Kingdom finds itself in dire straits.
How To Get Over Imposter Syndrome Without Revealing Your Fake Identity
Your whole life is a lie, but you deserved that promotion.
It’s Time To Teach Your Children The True Meaning Of No Nut November
It’s about family, faith, and unrelenting blue balls.
Is The Slender Man Setting Unrealistic Body Expectations For His Victims?
What kind of example is he setting?
Are You Being Catfished Or Is Judd Nelson That Hard Up For Phone Sex?
It can be hard to tell.
All The Colors We’re Painting Our Fall Foliage This Season
It’s time to cover up that unsightly green.