Brian Steele is a writer living in Los Angeles. He's written and produced content for companies such as Funny Or Die, FreMantle Media, IFC, MyDamnChannel, Splitsider and TruTV. You can check out his work at HoltandSteele.com.
This needs to stop. My mother’s threatening to leave.
What the real danger is here? A virus I specifically designed to kill 90% of the population, or the untested vaccine for it? I think you know my answer.
Finally!
We asked our very own Bunny Ears team what they’ve always wanted from their Valentine. Pay attention! Chances are your special someone will want one of these romantic gifts too.
Full disclosure, your husband emailed to us because your sex life sounds like a mess.
Seriously just fucking take them.
You probably wouldn’t even know what to do if you did get into one anyway.
The question job applicants dread.
Hear me out.
Fuck! Are you feeling this?
And not even one of the good subs
He was known as The Captain back then.
We really meant to get into this whole workout thing, but then we just got carried away with the fucking. You get it, right?
Which one is worse though?
Nothing beats curling up with a good book, flipping through its pages, holding it right side up, and, of course, telling people you’re reading it so they think you’re smart.
7 steps to protect your marriage from the grips of Frankenstein Monsters.
Before you pack up the station wagon, it’s only natural to wonder what to do if that thing from The Happening happens.
As many of you know, every year, we here at Bunny Ears bring you a detailed guide to all things autumn. Normally, our interactive autumnal map allows you to search B&Bs in the area by size, style, and quaint charm, while our color wheel breaks down every leaf shade permutation possible by region and time […]
Admit it—nothing stresses you out like keeping a tidy home. From family to friends, working out to wealth management, it’s hard to find the time to keep everything spick and span. Thankfully, we’ve got a few tips that’ll make cleaning a breeze, as long as your maid is paying attention when you explain them to […]
Get it!
Wow was he a weirdo!
When it comes to personal hygiene, many of us men run into the same problem. How do we keep our penises clean, when they’re such dirty lil’ things?
When someone you care about dies, it’s vital to keep the focus on what really matters: YOU!
Is that so much to ask?
We guarantee love handles by Halloween.
… And You Won’t Believe How Offended They Were!
Bling out that b-hole!
What now?
It might be uncomfortable, but it’s necessary.
It’s a legitimate question.
It’s something every parent wonders.
He’s going to be hunted!
Seriously. You have a problem.
It’s a reasonable question.
Like an Old Fashioned!
It’s a surefire way to survive the day intact.
How good are you at compartmentalizing?
It’s all adding up.
The Burger Kingdom finds itself in dire straits.
Your whole life is a lie, but you deserved that promotion.
It’s about family, faith, and unrelenting blue balls.
What kind of example is he setting?
It can be hard to tell.
It’s time to cover up that unsightly green.
Confidence is key.
