Brian Steele, Author at bunny ears
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…Queen Kong???…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Waldo still missing…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…RIP KOKO…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
Cancer linked to death!
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Hats are cool…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…God found dead in space…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
Brian Steele
Brian Steele

Brian Steele is a writer living in Los Angeles. He's written and produced content for companies such as Funny Or Die, FreMantle Media, IFC, MyDamnChannel, Splitsider and TruTV. You can check out his work at HoltandSteele.com.