Brian Steele is a writer living in Los Angeles. He's written and produced content for companies such as Funny Or Die, FreMantle Media, IFC, MyDamnChannel, Splitsider and TruTV. You can check out his work at HoltandSteele.com.
What now?
It might be uncomfortable, but it’s necessary.
It’s a legitimate question.
It’s something every parent wonders.
He’s going to be hunted!
Seriously. You have a problem.
It’s a reasonable question.
Like an Old Fashioned!
It’s a surefire way to survive the day intact.
How good are you at compartmentalizing?
It’s all adding up.
The Burger Kingdom finds itself in dire straits.
Your whole life is a lie, but you deserved that promotion.
It’s about family, faith, and unrelenting blue balls.
What kind of example is he setting?
It can be hard to tell.
It’s time to cover up that unsightly green.
Confidence is key.
You’re not a monster.
You don’t stay this decrepit by doing nothing.
Want to make things weird?
You’re welcome, world.
I usually don’t get political.
It’s cruel and unusual.
