Brian Steele is a writer living in Los Angeles. He's written and produced content for companies such as Funny Or Die, FreMantle Media, IFC, MyDamnChannel, Splitsider and TruTV. You can check out his work at HoltandSteele.com.
How To Talk To Your Teens About The Dangers Of James Woods
It might be uncomfortable, but it’s necessary.
If Data Is So ‘Fully Functional,’ Why Won’t He Eat My Ass?
It’s a legitimate question.
When To Tell Your Kids That Santa Died From Autoerotic Asphyxiation
It’s something every parent wonders.
We’re Locking One Lucky Kid In Macaulay Culkin’s House This Christmas!
He’s going to be hunted!
Christmas Cocktails You’ll Love Because You’re An Alcoholic
Seriously. You have a problem.
Is He Into You Or Is He Just A Terminator Trying To Steal Your Clothes?
It’s a reasonable question.
6 Simple Cocktails To Keep Your Inevitable Intervention Casual
Like an Old Fashioned!
Mermaids Facts To Scream Over Your Uncle’s Racist Rants This Thanksgiving
It’s a surefire way to survive the day intact.
Quiz: Can You Finish Jerking Off In This Airplane Bathroom Before It Crashes Into The Ocean?
How good are you at compartmentalizing?
So What Exactly Happens If The Burger King Produces No Heir?
The Burger Kingdom finds itself in dire straits.
How To Get Over Imposter Syndrome Without Revealing Your Fake Identity
Your whole life is a lie, but you deserved that promotion.
It’s Time To Teach Your Children The True Meaning Of No Nut November
It’s about family, faith, and unrelenting blue balls.
Is The Slender Man Setting Unrealistic Body Expectations For His Victims?
What kind of example is he setting?
Are You Being Catfished Or Is Judd Nelson That Hard Up For Phone Sex?
It can be hard to tell.
All The Colors We’re Painting Our Fall Foliage This Season
It’s time to cover up that unsightly green.
How To Explain Sex To Your Kids Without Admitting You Don’t Know Either
Confidence is key.
Wilford Brimley Shares His Secret To Staying So Old
You don’t stay this decrepit by doing nothing.
Sex Tips To Make Your Boyfriend Go, ‘Gross, Why Do You Want That?’
Want to make things weird?
America Has Become A Banana Republic, In That The Khakis They Sell Don’t Fit Me
I usually don’t get political.