What The Heck Is This Place?!
Bunny Ears is a world-class comedy brand created in 2017 when former Pagemaster Macaulay Culkin woke up from his long slumber (fondly referred to as the “Culkin-Sleep”), took a hard look at the Internet, and realized it was all pretty shitty. The World community was crying out for comfort so Mack traveled the far reaches of Earth, collecting the funniest, strangest, and horngriest (horny when hungry) fellow comedy writers to answer that call.
But What Do You Do?!
We create premium lifestyle content (some call it “satire”, others call it “The Word”) relating to proclivities, diet & exploration, upscale culture, and whatever else enriches lives and promote chuckles. Chuckles lead to smiles. Smiles lead to happiness. Happiness leads to love. And love, of course, brings your family home after they accidentally go on an extravagant Christmas vacation to Paris without you.
Bunny Ears has podcasts, articles about everything from Old-Time Car Sounds To Make During A Breast Exam to exploring if The Sims will take revenge on you after The Singularity, video content, and real live bugs. That’s right, we buy bugs. As many as you need. No questions asked.
We have vetted all the products and methods we recommend on this site and would never share something with our audience that we didn’t think was worthy of your time and money. We value every spare dollar you have to spend and will never encourage you to waste your money on frivolous items that haven’t already been tested by our top team of testers.
Our passion is bringing laugh-out-loud funny, thought-provoking, and unique content to you, dear reader, so please give your built-in computer camera a hearty thumbs-up so we know you’re enjoying it. Wow, you have a very nice smile!
The Publisher/CEO Macaulay “Mack” Culkin
The Editor in Chief /CCO Shawn DePasquale
The Money Man/CFO Stewart P. Miller (From Columbus, Ohio)
The Managing Editor, Best Boy, And Lifestyle Janitor Tom Hawkins
The Writers Alexis Novak, Allison Mick, Amanda Mannen, Anabel Kane, Annelise Dekker-Hernandez, Anya Volz, Archie Grimm, Brendan Fitzgibbons, Brian Boone, Brian Steele, Carmen Angelica, Carolyn Burke, Chester Allison, Courtney Paige-Barnett, Craig, the Intern, Cristian Ramirez, Dan Gerdude, Daniel O’Brien, David Bell, “Dr.” Guru King Nartec Jeff Roberts, Dyana Goldman, Elijah Taylor, Elizabeth Teets, Ella Gale, Emily Leighty, Genevieve Kane, Hana Michels, Jason Shapiro, Jessica Ellis, Kai Jett Tripperson, Katie Goldin, Kathy Benjamin, Kelly Wallace-Barnhill, Ken Hanley, Luis Prada, Luke Y. Thompson, Lydia Bugg, Madeleine Koestner, Mark Hill, Matt Cohen, Michael Dawson, Michael Swaim, Miss CheeVious, Natasha King, Nick Brown, Nick Roth, Rani Baker, Rosa Pasquarella, Ryan Nemeth, Sammi Skolmoski, Saundra Sorenson, Steven Shehori, Stewart Miller, Tom Reimann, Toria Sheffield, Vanessa Gritton, W. Stuart Ross, Zanandi Botes
The Graphic Designers Sherard Jackson, Zachary Trover
Senior VP of Product Management Andy “The Deemster” Deemer
Senior VP of Business Development Jake “Why Don’t I Get A Cool Nickname” Labow [email protected]