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…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…

About Us

WHAT THE HECK IS THIS PLACE?!

Bunny Ears is a world-class comedy brand created in 2017 when former Pagemaster Macauley Culkin woke up from his long slumber (fondly referred to as the “Culkin-Sleep”), took a hard look at the Internet, and realized it was all pretty shitty. The World community was crying out for comfort so Mack traveled the far reaches of Earth, collecting the funniest, strangest, and horngriest (horny when hungry) fellow comedy writers to answer that call.

BUT WHAT DO YOU DO?!

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Waffles! Look at them. Yum!

We create premium lifestyle content (some call it “satire”, other call it “The Word”) relating to proclivities, diet & exploration, upscale culture, and whatever else enriches lives and promote chuckles. Chuckles lead to smiles. Smiles lead to happiness. Happiness leads to love. And love, of course, brings your family home after they accidentally go on an extravagant Christmas vacation to Paris without you.

Bunny Ears has podcasts, articles about everything from Old-Time Car Sounds To Make During A Breast Exam to exploring if The Sims will take revenge on you after The Singularity, video content, and real live bugs. That’s right, we buy bugs. As many as you need. No questions asked.

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They read Bunny Ears, and so should YOU!

We have vetted all the products and methods we recommend on this site and would never share something with our audience that we didn’t think was worthy of your time and money. We value every spare dollar you have to spend and will never encourage you to waste your money on frivolous items that haven’t already been tested by our top team of testers.

DON’T MISS:  #MondayMotivation From Macaulay Culkin (December 2018 Edition)

Our passion is bringing laugh-out-loud funny, thought-provoking, and unique content to you, dear reader, so please give your built-in computer camera a hearty thumbs-up so we know you’re enjoying it. Wow, you have a very nice smile!

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29 Comments
  1. I have a club kid on board who just did the bmb show for my first NYC Halloween party and Victoria Beltran is going to help me as well so that’s a start I have some fun ideas for my first party maybe a white carpet that you paint red as you walk in.. and my idea for the name of the night is carriekeoki basically just a bloodbath kareoki … have a small miniature berghain that you have to step over as in you walk in

  2. Just watched Plinketto #7 on Red Letter Media and this is how I learned of this website. Was a great episode and this is a even greater website.

  3. Hey mack! My name is David Pitts. Im the sole employee of a non existant company called golden age produtions. I was just watching your guest apperence on avgn and it was awsome to see! In an incredible coincidence, I have been penning my fanfiction of home alone called “Home alone for the holidays” you can find it on fanfiction.net my username is 80s dave. It ignores movies 3-5 and picks up when kevin is in his 30s and has two kids Calvin and Macy and it does take place near the woods! Marv and Harry (now the smoky bandits) want to kidnap Kevin’s kids in exchange for his fortune (He now designs state of the art and novelty home security systems!) Please read and reveiw if you have the time please please please! Even if you only read a chapter. Thanks David Pitts

  4. I was blacked out after a meth and vodka fueled night of violent christmas caroling, and was seriously considering driving my 02 chevy blazer right into a 7/11 to make a political point, but this website stopped me, or atleast thats what i can gather from the Facebook posts i dont remember making. Thank you bunny ears for saving both my life, and the life of my ex fiance Carol who is celebrating her third day gainfully employed by 7/11.

  5. Hi Mack,

    I was a huge fan of the Home Alone movies when I was a kid. I’m about your age, and I looked just like you when the movies came out. It was like seeing myself on screen. You could say you were the first celebrity that I felt any kind of connection to as a kid.

    I’m writing because I’m concerned about the “pizza” culture. What should people like me do to stop kids from being “pizza”d? Is it too late? Please give me a white rabbit to follow. You were chosen to be pizza’d because you were an iconic symbol of American childhood innocence, which has been unjustly targeted for eradication by the Optical menace. The same pizzafying forces are now devouring its last vestiges. Please, tell me you haven’t given up.

    Thank you so much for your time and consideration.

  6. As I am a fan of a AVGN. It was a real treat to see someone who I thought might be lost forever. As I am well aware of, it is easy to lose yourself however it’s OK as long as you find your way back. Once there the likeliness of you making the right choices increases exponentially. Even though today was a good day these last two years have not been. Then there are accidental moments like this and you see and hear the things that you needed at that moment, that bring a smile to your face and it reminds you that everything is going to be OK. Thank you for coming back. Thank you for all of you hard work.
    Ps I really miss my talk boy

  7. Hello Mack my name is Alex and I was wondering if you could film a quick Video on your phone of you saying, “Hello My name is Kevin Mccallister and you are watching an unusual video that is a waste of human time and has no purpose on this planet and it is brought to you by Whotendo, enjoy.”

    I would really appreciate it, I would use This video as introduction to an upcoming video on my channel, please send the video here: [email protected]

    And Thank you for all of the years of entertainment that you have provided me with.

  8. Art is what this website is; I’m a big fan of Bunny Ears, The humor is on par, and the podcast is stellar. It is a gratitude for the entertainment. I am a sculptor from RI ,and I’d like to give a sculpture to the folks involved with the site and podcast. I believe you folks might appreciate it with same type of humor as on the site.

    I’d prefer if my work was given to people who’d enjoy it.
    With much viewership,
    Matt

  9. I just read your article on Toxic Cats, kittens.
    What kind of a Fuck up would write this kind of Article about Animals. Absolutely disgusting.
    Do you have Any Idea of the Animal Cruelty out there in the World.
    Take a look at Thousands of Animal Petitions out there.
    Some Idiot is gonna read this, any of your articles about killing Animals and do it.
    SHAME ON YOU.
    The only reply I want is Removal of any disgusting article…….about disrespecting ant Animal.

  10. Oh my! I haven’t laughed this much in ages. I’m a prudish, old, Christian woman, who has always enjoyed Macaulay’s films. I skip the overtly sexual items on your site, but, man, your site has some of the funniest things ever! The “headlines” you run are hysterical! Looking forward to many more laughs from your website. Thank you!!

  11. The content is great and hilarious!! However the website font and purple banner is a bit tacky, like if i hadn’t seen the articles it looks a bit like one of those call in and talk to a girl over the phone websites, sorry if this too much detail, there’s potential just not attention grabbing, All LOVE and keep up the good work!

  12. Culkin making an appearance on AVGN was great. This website is interesting. Going to pick up a shirt…also really enjoyed the google commercial as well.

  13. I wrote a play about a co dependent who works in a toilet and has an abusive girlfriend whos fucking his boss … please read my unsolicited bs !!!!

  14. Hi guys big fan of the show and of Mack! I love that he did a episode with angry video game nerd that was classic! I have been in the hunt for a Mack autograph for many many years now. I saw your live podcast in chicago couple months ago. Great show by the way. I have a very big autograph collection. Over 2,000 things signed from sports to movies. I need a Mack autograph to complete my collection because what good is a collection without your favorite actor? Thanks again

  15. I would love to write for y’all. Long story short I’m a Iraq War vet and a history major, and from the state of Georgia. I could send you a synopsis of the Vietnam War if you would like.

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