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…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
Daniel O’Brien
Daniel O’Brien

Author - Presidential Expert

Daniel O’Brien is the author of How to Fight Presidents, Your Presidential Fantasy Dream Team, the head writer for The De-Textbook and a senior editor for You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News (now a New York Times Bestseller). He is one of the original founding members of Cracked.com, an award-winning comedy website and now he travels the world with his very woke dog Jackson. He values his privacy but can be found on Twitter.