How To Politely Decline An Invite To Your Dork Nephew’s ‘Warcraft’ Wedding
He’s marrying an orc or whatever.
I Shot The Dog In ‘Duck Hunt’ And It Really Messed Me Up
Your cousin lied when he said he shot the dog in Duck Hunt. Because if he had, he’d be scarred for life.
The Bad Dudes Are Really Good Dudes, And They’re My Uncles
I don’t know why everybody called my uncles “Bad Dudes,” because they were good dudes. More than good. Probably the best people I’ll ever know.
All The Pills From Dr. Mario Ranked By How High They Get You
Take the blue pill, take the red pill, take all the pills from Dr. Mario. (Except for the red-blue one.)
Uh Oh, Your Dead Wife Has Been Retconned Back To Being Alive!
Your new girlfriend is NOT gonna be happy.
Due To Economy, Castlevania Now Available For Rent On AirBnb
Even Lord Dracula needs supplemental income these days.
Off The Top Of My Head, Here’s What I Think ‘Death Stranding’s’ Going To Be About
Because it could literally be about fucking anything.
‘Death Stranding’ Pee Mode Makes Your Hands Smell Like Norman Reedus’s Piss
We’re trying our best to get on board.
Just Dance 2020 To Offer “I’ll Be Over At The Bar” DLC
“It comes with moves like head nods and light toe-tapping.”
Nostalgia Alert! Nintendo Switch Online Is Bringing Back Your Dead Grandma
Reviving yet another classic!
Remembering The Doping Scandal That Rocked ‘Mario & Sonic At The Olympic Games’
‘It’s-a me! The head of the IOC here to strip you of your medals.’
‘Luigi’s Mansion 3’ Is FAR Too Scary For Me And My Highly Sensitive Boys
Branklin and Conch can’t even get through the trailer.
‘WWE 2K20’ Announces ‘Brock Lesnar Contract Microtransaction’ Feature
Pay a mere $99.99 for five rounds of game play.
Speedrun Your Way To Wellness, Any%, Deathless (Hopefully)
It’s the fastest way to take back your life.
Lesser-Known ‘Terminator’ Characters We Wish Were Playable In ‘Gears 5’
‘Take hiding to the next level with the cowardly Dr. Silberman!’
Make Breaking Up With Your Girlfriend Easier By Thinking Of It Like A Boss Fight
Put in the code for infinite empathy.
I Tried The ‘Link’s Awakening’ Reboot And The Chickens Have Unionized
It’s really the only major change.
‘Tropico 6’ To Feature Enormous New Island, ‘Acirema’
It’s apparently the most dysfunctional nation yet!
We Regret To Inform You That Diddy Kong Has Sold Out
He now works at a mid-level corporate acquisitions firm.
3 Places To Build A BioShock City Devoted To Your Corrosive Right-Wing Ideals
Like deep inside a mountain!