Carolyn Burke, Author at bunny ears
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
Cancer linked to death!
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…RIP KOKO…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…God found dead in space…
…Waldo still missing…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…Queen Kong???…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Hats are cool…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
Carolyn Burke
Carolyn Burke

Author - Friendly Neighborhood Murder Ghost

Carolyn was just an average kid until a freak sledding accident caused her to drown in a summer camp lake. She has been writing for various websites, including Cracked.com and ScreenRant.com from beyond the grave for over four years. Every hundred years or so she is allowed to return to Earth to hack up teenagers and attend middle school dances ... not always at the same time.