Carolyn Burke, Author at bunny ears
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…RIP KOKO…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…God found dead in space…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
Cancer linked to death!
…Lindbergh baby missing…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Hats are cool…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…Waldo still missing…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Queen Kong???…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
Carolyn Burke
Carolyn Burke

Author - Friendly Neighborhood Murder Ghost

Carolyn was just an average kid until a freak sledding accident caused her to drown in a summer camp lake. She has been writing for various websites, including Cracked.com and ScreenRant.com from beyond the grave for over four years. Every hundred years or so she is allowed to return to Earth to hack up teenagers and attend middle school dances ... not always at the same time.