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…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
Carolyn Burke
Carolyn Burke

Author - Friendly Neighborhood Murder Ghost

Carolyn was just an average kid until a freak sledding accident caused her to drown in a summer camp lake. She has been writing for various websites, including Cracked.com, Wetpaint.com, and ScreenRant.com from beyond the grave for over five years. Every hundred years or so she is allowed to return to Earth to hack up teenagers and attend middle school dances ... not always at the same time.