Carolyn Burke, Author at bunny ears
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…Hats are cool…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…Waldo still missing…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
Cancer linked to death!
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…God found dead in space…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
Carolyn Burke
Carolyn Burke

Author - Friendly Neighborhood Murder Ghost

Carolyn was just an average kid until a freak sledding accident caused her to drown in a summer camp lake. She has been writing for various websites, including Cracked.com and ScreenRant.com from beyond the grave for over four years. Every hundred years or so she is allowed to return to Earth to hack up teenagers and attend middle school dances ... not always at the same time.