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…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …

Your September Horoscope!

There are no more stars. You look up into the night and all you see is an inky void. It is calming somehow. Refreshing. Clear.

 

You can remember a time when there were stars, little dots of light in your life that gave meaning to the things you did. A time when you knew happiness, and were content with mediocrity.

 

All of that is gone now. You look around hoping for a sign, anything to give you assurance that you’ve made the right decisions, but you know you haven’t. You’ve wasted your potential and now you are regretting every step that brought you to this moment.

 

There are no answers for you here. There is nothing that can help you.

 

The stars are gone.

 

 

 

Except for Virgo. You will soon see a great financial change in your life, for the better! Your lucky numbers this month are 7, 19, 51, and 94! Have a great day everyone!

-Craig

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    1. You will do well enough on your exam, but your crush is going to go on vacation, where they will meet their soulmate. Good news for you dude, they have no idea and completely miss their one chance at true happiness!

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