Carolyn was just an average kid until a freak sledding accident caused her to drown in a summer camp lake. She has been writing for various websites like Crunchyroll and Cracked.com and formerly Wetpaint and ScreenRant from beyond the grave for over five years. Every hundred years or so she is allowed to return to Earth to hack up teenagers and attend middle school dances ... not always at the same time.
The Most Elegant Game Of Thrones Spoilers To Shave Into Your Pubic Hair
Thanks to another round of inevitable cyber hacks, we’ve all known how the series finale of Game of Thrones would go down for months now. And diehard fans have found the perfect way to honor the fact that winter is going — by shaving Game of Thrones spoilers into their pubes, of course! Perhaps as expected, […]
Mack And Stew Talk TV Crossovers, Spin-Offs, And Stew Watches Webster
How many obscure crossovers and spin-offs can you name? Because Mack and Stew are about to drop a BUNCH of names in this annotated podcast.
What I Learned From Hiring Paparazzi For My Dog’s Funeral
The neighbors were admittedly displeased.
My Son Dialed 1-800-Kars-4-Kids, But They Refused To Give Him A Tesla
Elon Musk is his hero! I tried to explain this to them but they kept asking if I wanted to sponsor the education for some child “in need.”
The Collagen Diet: Crispy Recipes For Eating Your Own Skin
You know, for the health benefits.
Make The Most Of Your Dying Days And Multi-Task Your Bucket List
You’re going to die and nobody has a clue how it’s going to go down.
If Your Shoes Aren’t Transformers, What The Fuck Is Even The Point?
I have goddamn robot shoes. What now?
You’re A Godless Monster If You Don’t Use These Vegan Sex Toys
Mother Earth is counting on you.
Enhance Sex With Stuff You’ve Seen In Your BF’s Raiding Guild
It’s sure to probably work. Maybe?
This Instant-Pot Is The Only Thing You’ll Ever Need In Your Life Ever Again Forever
I think you’re afraid to know true enlightenment. I get it, navigating the higher planes of existence can be scary at first.