Jessica Ellis, Author at bunny ears
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…Waldo still missing…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
Cancer linked to death!
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…God found dead in space…
…Queen Kong???…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…RIP KOKO…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…Hats are cool…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
Jessica Ellis
Jessica Ellis

Author - Filmmaker - Nonsensical

Jessica Ellis is a filmmaker in LA, has written for HelloGiggles and The Toast, and can be found offering free pies on twitter at @baddestmamajama. She has a limited amount of time for your nonsense.