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…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
Jessica Ellis
Jessica Ellis

Author - Filmmaker - Nonsensical

Jessica Ellis is a filmmaker in LA, has written for HelloGiggles and The Toast, and can be found offering free pies on twitter at @baddestmamajama. She has a limited amount of time for your nonsense.