Brian Boone, Author at bunny ears
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…Waldo still missing…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Queen Kong???…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…RIP KOKO…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Hats are cool…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…God found dead in space…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
Cancer linked to death!
Brian Boone
Brian Boone

Author - Failed Contestant - Human

Brian Boone writes comedy and trivia on the internet and in books, which is like the old timey internet. He shamed his family by losing on Jeopardy.