Brian Boone writes comedy and trivia on the internet and in books, which is like the old timey internet. He shamed his family by losing on Jeopardy.
One taste of that needle now, and they’ll be hooked for life.
Because everybody has one. Right?
Because keeping the spark alive takes work.
So, so many things.
I don’t know why everybody called my uncles “Bad Dudes,” because they were good dudes. More than good. Probably the best people I’ll ever know.
Take the blue pill, take the red pill, take all the pills from Dr. Mario. (Except for the red-blue one.)
Congrats, you’re a superhero now. Off to save the day!
Is the hole in the wall of a public bathroom through which you do unspeakable things starting to look a bit rundown? Then you need an extreme glory hole makeover, buddy.
Use this guide, and everywhere you go, people will think that you’re the real Grimace!
Is it coming from the furniture? The vents?
Finally!
Save yourself some money (and a visit with your “guy”) by making your own Adderall at home. Now FOCUS.
It’s easy!
We’re tired of it!
Move over, Apple.
It’s literally all we can hear, taste, and smell.
The days are getting colder, and that means Father Depression is on his way.
We’ve all been there.
It’s a non-ideal situation.
Reviving yet another classic!
“Fall is but a living nightmare for an apple-hands-man.”
It’s an ongoing process.
#5 is gonna burn so hard!
We took a look back in honor of Hell in a Cell 2019.
How could we forget?
Finally.
The definitive list.
We investigate.
Note: We only serve cheese pizza.
Remember?
It’s the movie we’ve all been begging for.
Have you heard of the ‘Reverse Heimlich’?
Hint: It involves bears.
What ho, assorted plutocrats, barons of industry, and proper gentlemen!
Yasss!
If you have a problem with that, you can get out of my life.
Don’t go, Jason Waterfalls!
Mmmm, plastic!
Yikes.
“It’s-A Me! Mario!” and other classics.
Hey, remember Collective Soul, that mildly agreeable rock band from the ’90s? It’s weird if you do, because as it turns out, it never existed.
Finally, we know which Culkin is best and which is worst. And who has more authority to speak on the subject than Macaulay Culkin himself?
Want to look hot? Get a pair of glasses They’ll make you look hot. Especially if you’re already hot.
Remember the military guy from the ’80s heyday of the WWF? He’s radically different out of the ring…emphasis on “radical.”
Nearly 30 years later, the subject of the Spin Doctors’ memorable hit gives HER side of the story.
