Brian Boone, Author at bunny ears
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…God found dead in space…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Hats are cool…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…RIP KOKO…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Queen Kong???…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Waldo still missing…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
Cancer linked to death!
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
Brian Boone
Brian Boone

Author - Failed Contestant - Human

Brian Boone writes comedy and trivia on the internet and in books, which is like the old timey internet. He shamed his family by losing on Jeopardy.