This always happens to me!
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
Creative Solutions To Male-Pattern Baldness
There has to be a head transplant list by now, right?
The Realm of The Piss Demon And Other Dirtiest Places In Your Home
The toilet is where the pee-pee and poops leave your body,
The Beginner’s Guide To Pre-Emptive Amputation
There are lots of reasons to carve off one of your arms or legs before its absolutely necessary.
The Beginner’s Guide To Home Cryogenics
You don’t even have to be dead!
My Breathing App Got Me Into Autoerotic Asphyxiation
Breathtaking.
Fall Activities That Are More Fun With The Cloaked Man
His name and intent remain unknown.
How I Once Used A Bathroom In A Public Park Without Contracting Cholera
I know, it sounds ludicrous, but I assure you this is no joke.
There Are So Many Things Besides Stuffing You Can Put In A Turkey
Literally tons of things. Sand? Raisins? I dunno, I’m just the excerpt guy. Read the damn article.
Stop Body Shaming And Accept Yourself As You Are, Unless You’re James
Hey James, fuck you you disgusting shit. Everyone else, please learn to accept your body as it is!
