Brian Boone writes comedy and trivia on the internet and in books, which is like the old timey internet. He shamed his family by losing on Jeopardy.
The Only MacBook You Need This Christmas Is The Novelization Of ‘Home Alone 2’
Move over, Apple.
Color Of The Month: Artificial Banana Flavoring (Synesthesia Edition!)
It’s literally all we can hear, taste, and smell.
Let Us Prepare For The Arrival Of Father Depression!
The days are getting colder, and that means Father Depression is on his way.
Fun Winter Hats To Cover The Spots Where Your Brain Soaks Through
We’ve all been there.
The X-Men Kicked Me Out Because My Mutant Power Is Pooping Hot Dogs
It’s a non-ideal situation.
Nostalgia Alert! Nintendo Switch Online Is Bringing Back Your Dead Grandma
Reviving yet another classic!
Fall Is Wonderful Unless You’re An Apple-Hands-Man Like Me
“Fall is but a living nightmare for an apple-hands-man.”
‘Are You Afraid Of The Dark’ Episodes I Still Talk About In Therapy
It’s an ongoing process.
TV Witches Ranked By How Hard We’re Gonna Burn Them At The Stake
#5 is gonna burn so hard!
‘Hell In A Cell Phone Store’ And Other Forgotten Cell-Themed Matches
We took a look back in honor of Hell in a Cell 2019.
Only 90 Kids Will Remember The Horrific Thing That Happened That Day
How could we forget?
Romantic Getaways For You And Your Twin Brother
Because keeping the spark alive takes work.
A Handy Recipe For Homemade Adderall
Save yourself some money (and a visit with your “guy”) by making your own Adderall at home. Now FOCUS.
Did Jeremy’s Uncle Really Work At Nintendo And Send Him The Games Early?
Introducing Culk-Inn, The World’s First Macaulay Culkin-Themed Luxury Hotel
Note: We only serve cheese pizza.
Which Member of GWAR Should You Hire To Tutor Your Child?
The Berserker Blothar? Or perhaps Bonesnapper?
Everything We Want In The Inevitable C+C Music Factory Biopic
It’s the movie we’ve all been begging for.
3 Lesser-Known Wrestling Holds Perfect For A No Holds Barred Match
Have you heard of the ‘Reverse Heimlich’?
I Shot The Dog In ‘Duck Hunt’ And It Really Messed Me Up
Your cousin lied when he said he shot the dog in Duck Hunt. Because if he had, he’d be scarred for life.
A Comprehensive Review Of All The Best Monocles—Finally!
What ho, assorted plutocrats, barons of industry, and proper gentlemen!
I’m Just A Boy Who Loves His Blob (Yes, Sexually)
If you have a problem with that, you can get out of my life.
An Exit Interview With Our Office Assistant, Jason Waterfalls
Don’t go, Jason Waterfalls!
A Surefire Cure For Lifelong Asthma: Kidnap Our Lawyer, And Drink His Plasma!
His blood is magic.
All The Pills From Dr. Mario Ranked By How High They Get You
Take the blue pill, take the red pill, take all the pills from Dr. Mario. (Except for the red-blue one.)
The 4 Best Video Game Musical Adaptations Of All Time
“It’s-A Me! Mario!” and other classics.
Did Collective Soul Actually Exist?
Hey, remember Collective Soul, that mildly agreeable rock band from the ’90s? It’s weird if you do, because as it turns out, it never existed.
Every Culkin Brother Ranked (By Macaulay Culkin)
Finally, we know which Culkin is best and which is worst. And who has more authority to speak on the subject than Macaulay Culkin himself?
The Bad Dudes Are Really Good Dudes, And They’re My Uncles
I don’t know why everybody called my uncles “Bad Dudes,” because they were good dudes. More than good. Probably the best people I’ll ever know.
Glasses You’ll Look Hot In Provided You Are Already Hot
Want to look hot? Get a pair of glasses They’ll make you look hot. Especially if you’re already hot.
Bunny Ears Exclusive: Sgt. Slaughter Tells All!
Remember the military guy from the ’80s heyday of the WWF? He’s radically different out of the ring…emphasis on “radical.”
Exclusive: A Rebuttal from Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong
Nearly 30 years later, the subject of the Spin Doctors’ memorable hit gives HER side of the story.
Planning the Perfect Ritualistic Maypole Party
If you’re gonna sacrifice a virgin, you better sacrifice a virgin the right way.
I Didn’t Vaccinate My Kid Because You Know Who Loves Needles? Junkies
One taste of that needle now, and they’ll be hooked for life.
Fuck Your Tree The Way It Deserves To Be Fucked This Arbor Day
Show your tree how much you love it…physically.
Travel Guide: Under The Sea
The ocean is terrible and full of scary fish and fish-monsters. Why do you want to go there? What’s wrong with you?