…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Hats are cool…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…God found dead in space…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Waldo still missing…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
Cancer linked to death!
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Mannequins found in store window…
Luis Prada
Luis Prada

Luis is a columnist for Cracked.com and an astral projection of an unfathomable being from across the universe.