Luis Prada, Author at bunny ears
…Hats are cool…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…RIP KOKO…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Queen Kong???…
Cancer linked to death!
…God found dead in space…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Waldo still missing…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
Luis Prada
Luis Prada

Luis is a columnist for Cracked.com and an astral projection of an unfathomable being from across the universe.