Luis Prada, Author at bunny ears
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Hats are cool…
…God found dead in space…
…RIP KOKO…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Waldo still missing…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
Cancer linked to death!
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Queen Kong???…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
Luis Prada
Luis Prada

Luis is a columnist for Cracked.com and an astral projection of an unfathomable being from across the universe.