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…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
Luis Prada
Luis Prada

Luis is a columnist for Cracked.com and an astral projection of an unfathomable being from across the universe.