Luis is a columnist for Cracked.com and an astral projection of an unfathomable being from across the universe.
Please be honest.
It’s troubling, yet riveting.
It’s also incredibly painful.
It sucks but it’s great.
They have zero regard for arena etiquette.
‘It’s-a me! The head of the IOC here to strip you of your medals.’
And I suck.
Who knew Yoda could kickflip so well?
They make us feel seen.
He’s marrying an orc or whatever.
Like how to set up that Roth IRA.
I’m sure of it.
I wouldn’t recommend it.
I’m going to kick their ass.
We need to turn the car around.
I’m definitely probably not alone in this, right?
Not cool.
Your failure is written in the stars.
It hurts so good!
I truly don’t know how much clearer I can be on this.
And it can work for you, too!
You can get through this.
Like she’ll DEFINITELY remember your face.
Have you ever felt just a little TOO nude while doing naked karate?
We see you.
But have you?
You probably thought you’d be Rey. Or maybe Han?
Yes, my gyoza IS pizza-themed!
It’s never been wrong before…
Anything’s better than spending another minute with your family.
It’s so insulting.
Many have tried. Few have succeeded.
This isn’t easy.
Don’t you just hate it when we start going crazy when you’re without your phone for a week after a mass assailant robs you of it at gunpoint? Me too.
Get it right!
Yes, your eyes WILL fly out of your head and dangle on your cheeks. But you’ll have confronted your fears in the process.
Mack is joined by Mike Stoklasa, Rich Evans, and Jay Bauman.
At your wit’s end with your kids eating their boogers instead of your delicious homemade meals?
X-Box controllers are expensive. Try throwing these unimportant things instead.
The secret to rebuilding my confidence was admitting that I needed help – the help of a trusted therapist and of a pair of 5-foot-tall circus stilts.
And that’s the only reason.
When Bunny Ears used a stock image of my face in an article about micropenises, I thought my life was over. It was only just beginning.
Everyone told me a male game developer shouldn’t try to make a feminist video game about the gender pay gap. But I did it anyway.
Not everybody gets to stay at the most beautiful and luxurious hotels in the world. Especially not you anymore after what you’ve done in them.
And he’s gonna be a mighty king!
