Luis Prada

Why are you doing this to yourself? To all of us?

I already know the answer due to my years of experience as a dream interpreter, but have you tried watching something other than porn as you fall asleep?

You probably don’t have anything meaningful to do right now anyway.

I can’t wait until one of my doctors makes an innocent mistake while adjusting the settings on the cryo-tank and it turns me into Mr. Freeze.

As a general rule, you should never exfoliate so much that you accidentally end up brushing your teeth with your finger tips and Clinique facial scrub.

Oof, this sand is maybe *TOO* warm!

The guy can really use the help, and I’m here to give it to him one 90 mile-an-hour moonstone fastball at a time.

Does she ever pretend to choke you?

Have you guys ever tried antibiotics?!

A good doula is duty-bound to help you do things your way!

HACK THE PLANET! HACK THE PLANNNNEEEEET!

Getting crushed to death never felt so safe.

I don’t care what you think of me. I’m not going to do it.

He’s just as untamable as any beast.

If you’re comfortable with me telling your children to eat shit but not telling them to get fucked, I need to know that beforehand.

Not to be confused for 3AM recipes.

Free yourself of sinus infections once and for all (and confound investigators).

It isn’t worth it, just stay home.

This Thanksgiving turkey is just the opportunity you need to have at least one thing go right. And you really need it because, let’s be honest, you can really use a win right now.

We spoke with Marvelous Meats’ CEO Rodger Diaz about his potentially game-changing screaming beef that psychologically satisfies.

When celebs spill the beans on the best countries to open an offshore bank account to hide their wealth from different governments, we’re here for it.

You’re focusing on trying to enter a zone of heightened consciousness, but your guided meditation instructor keeps saying ‘marinate’ instead of ‘meditate.’

Here’s a scenario: You’re in your first yoga class ever and you accidentally reveal that the only reason you’re there is so you can become limber enough to orally pleasure yourself. The class is stunned by your admission, and you’re shocked to discover that people do yoga for reasons other than orally pleasuring themselves. No […]