Luis is a columnist for Cracked.com and an astral projection of an unfathomable being from across the universe.
It sucks but it’s great.
They have zero regard for arena etiquette.
‘It’s-a me! The head of the IOC here to strip you of your medals.’
And I suck.
Who knew Yoda could kickflip so well?
They make us feel seen.
Like how to set up that Roth IRA.
I’m sure of it.
I wouldn’t recommend it.
I’m going to kick their ass.
We need to turn the car around.
I’m definitely probably not alone in this, right?
Not cool.
Your failure is written in the stars.
It hurts so good!
I truly don’t know how much clearer I can be on this.
And it can work for you, too!
You can get through this.
But have you?
You probably thought you’d be Rey. Or maybe Han?
Yes, my gyoza IS pizza-themed!
Anything’s better than spending another minute with your family.
It’s so insulting.
