We Got An Exclusive Pic Of The Royal Baby

We couldn’t be more excited to announce that Harry and Meghan, aka the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, aka the hottest royal couple to include a costar from USA’s hit drama Suits, have chosen Bunny Ears to world debut an exclusive pic of their first-born royal baby boy.
Their perfect little boy doesn’t have a name just yet, but we like to think that because we were chosen to show off the first picture that maybe we have some sway with the young royal lovers? So, how’s Macaulay, Marquess of Sussex sound? If that doesn’t fly, don’t worry. There’s a whole gaggle of Culkins to chose from. Regardless, we’re just honored they chose us. Suck it, Goop.
Now, without further ado, here’s your new royal baby!
You can already tell he’s going to have his daddy’s signature red mane of hair when he grows up. He was born yesterday and already it’s like this adorable little baby just can’t wait to be king.
Harry, Meghan, your baby is super adorable. Congrats! For real. We hope all three of you have no worries for the rest of your days!
Images: Northern Ireland Office [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons, Walt Disney Studios

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