Rani Baker, Author at bunny ears
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…God found dead in space…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Waldo still missing…
…Queen Kong???…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
Cancer linked to death!
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…RIP KOKO…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Hats are cool…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
Rani Baker
Rani Baker

Not So Good Witch

Rani Baker is a writer for Cracked, Transadvocate, Bunny Ears (I mean) among others and frontperson for hacker punk band Destroyed For Comfort. Created the video games You Can't Go Home, Never Go To Work and Death Sword. Wants to be funnier but also wants you to like her just so, so much.Not a celebrity devil worshiper, or at least not a celebrity.