Rani Baker, Author at bunny ears
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Hats are cool…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Waldo still missing…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Queen Kong???…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
Cancer linked to death!
…RIP KOKO…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…God found dead in space…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
Rani Baker
Rani Baker

Not So Good Witch

Rani Baker is a writer for Cracked, Transadvocate, Bunny Ears (I mean) among others and frontperson for hacker punk band Destroyed For Comfort. Created the video games You Can't Go Home, Never Go To Work and Death Sword. Wants to be funnier but also wants you to like her just so, so much.Not a celebrity devil worshiper, or at least not a celebrity.