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…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
Rani Baker
Rani Baker

Not So Good Witch

Rani Baker is a writer for Cracked, Transadvocate, Bunny Ears (I mean) among others and frontperson for hacker punk band Destroyed For Comfort. Created the video games You Can't Go Home, Never Go To Work and Death Sword. Wants to be funnier but also wants you to like her just so, so much. Not a celebrity devil worshiper, or at least not a celebrity.