Rani Baker, Author at bunny ears
Cancer linked to death!
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Queen Kong???…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…RIP KOKO…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…God found dead in space…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Waldo still missing…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Hats are cool…
Rani Baker
Rani Baker

Not So Good Witch

Rani Baker is a writer for Cracked, Transadvocate, Bunny Ears (I mean) among others and frontperson for hacker punk band Destroyed For Comfort. Created the video games You Can't Go Home, Never Go To Work and Death Sword. Wants to be funnier but also wants you to like her just so, so much.Not a celebrity devil worshiper, or at least not a celebrity.