Toria Sheffield, Author at bunny ears
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…God found dead in space…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Queen Kong???…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…Waldo still missing…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Hats are cool…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…RIP KOKO…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
Cancer linked to death!
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
Toria Sheffield
Toria Sheffield

Author - Carb Eater - Editor

Toria Sheffield's work has appeared in places like Reductress, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, and The Huffington Post Blog. She's won the Gold Prize for Comedy in the Page International Screenwriting Awards, and once made a web series called "Lawyers in Space" that nobody "got." She lives to make you laugh, and also to eat carbs.