Toria Sheffield, Author at bunny ears
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
Cancer linked to death!
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Hats are cool…
…God found dead in space…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…Queen Kong???…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…RIP KOKO…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Waldo still missing…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
Toria Sheffield
Toria Sheffield

Author - Carb Eater - Editor

Toria Sheffield's work has appeared in places like Reductress, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, and The Huffington Post Blog. She's won the Gold Prize for Comedy in the Page International Screenwriting Awards, and once made a web series called "Lawyers in Space" that nobody "got." She lives to make you laugh, and also to eat carbs.