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…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
Toria Sheffield
Toria Sheffield

Author - Carb Eater - Editor

Toria Sheffield's work has appeared in places like Reductress, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, and The Huffington Post Blog. She's won the Gold Prize for Comedy in the Page International Screenwriting Awards, and once made a web series called "Lawyers in Space" that nobody "got." She lives to make you laugh, and also to eat carbs.