Toria Sheffield's work has appeared in places like Reductress, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, and The Huffington Post Blog. She's won the Gold Prize for Comedy in the Page International Screenwriting Awards, and once made a web series called "Lawyers in Space" that nobody "got." She lives to make you laugh, and also to eat carbs.
Which Third-Degree Felony You’ll Most Likely Die In Jail For Based On Your Star Sign
You know you have it in you.
What To Do When You Shit Your Pants During Hot Yoga
It happens to the best of us: You wake up, head to your local hot yoga sesh, and promptly lose control of your bowels somewhere between cat-cow and child’s pose. Shitting your pants during hot yoga is not just normal, it happens remarkably often, according to a quick poll of the Bunny Ear’s L.A. office. You’re […]
Fun False Idols To Worship This Summer
The days are getting longer, the sun is shining brighter, and summer adventures are just around the corner. For many of us, that means one thing: a whole new season of fun false idols to worship! Instead of spending your precious time on Earth devoting yourself to things like compassion, charity, or spiritual and/or religious […]
Turn Your Child’s Baby Teeth Into An Incredible Superfood That You Can’t Quit — Even If You Want To!
Chronic exhaustion is par for the course for the modern parent. Between work, childcare, and all the odds and ends of adulting, it can feel like life is one long “To Do” list. Which is why it’s critical to fuel our bodies. And it’s also why we’re thrilled to introduce you to a 100% natural […]
Is Your Signature Scent Floral, Musk, Or Ham?
Finding a signature scent can be daunting. The fragrance you choose to wear on a daily basis is one of the first things others notice about you when you enter a room — and often what they’ll remember longest after you leave. So it’s key that your signature scent captures your essence. And because there […]
Fun Spring Manicures That Leave Clues to a Murder
Hey Bunnies! It’s that time of year again: The days are getting longer, the temperatures are rising, and you’re totally itching to break out a fresh new spring manicure. Plus, Detective Ramirez is circling ever closer to the unspeakable truth that only you know, but will never be able to bring yourself to say aloud. […]
The Horrible Thing That’s Going To Happen To You This Month — Based On Your Sign
Magenta: The Manliest Of Colors
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]This month’s Bunny Ears’ Color of the Month is magenta, AKA, the manliest of colors. We know what you’re probably thinking. Magenta? Isn’t that one of those fru-fru colors for fancy boys and jockeys, like salmon, or teal? Isn’t it the color of princess parties, and girls like Zoe Kravitz? And aren’t the only people […]
Color of the Month: Indigo
This month’s Bunny Ears’ Color of the Month is indigo, but full disclosure, I’m technically color blind. You asked, and we delivered! That’s right. April’s Color of the Month is officially indigo. Although again, I’m severely color blind, and according to my doctors, don’t register anything in the blue/purple/green(ish) color families. But I’m really gonna […]
People To Quietly Rage Against While You Pretend To Be Meditating
Hey, sometimes you just need a moment (or 20) to silently seethe with rage, aka a classic secret anger meditation. We get it! But in this world of endless d-bags, it can be super hard to choose exactly who to direct your bottomless anger meditation at. And that’s exactly why we’ve compiled this handy list […]
Does He Like You Or Does He Just Need Your Soul For A Spell?
We’ve all been there. The guy you’re crushin’ on is giving you totally mixed signals. Sometimes you feel like you’re definitely sensing a connection, and other times you’re convinced it’s all in your head. It’s the age-old question: Does he like you, or does he just need your soul to summon Khaos, the ancient Demon […]
9 Unique Baby Names That Will Satisfy Your Bottomless Need For Attention
Like ‘Duvet Cover’!
The Best Jade Eggs For Summoning A Sex Demon
Hey Bunnies! By now most of you are well aware of the virtues of crystal healing — specifically how it can help clear out our negative emotional and physical energies, making way for more light and balance in our lives. And you’ve also likely read about (or even tried) the increasingly popular trend of clasping […]
These Prenatal Potatoes Pause Your Postpartum Depression
Both prenatal and postnatal self-care are vital when it comes to motherhood. The right foods, supplements, and healthful habits can make all the difference when your little one arrives, and this is perhaps especially true when it comes to avoiding postpartum depression. While there’s no one way to 100% guarantee that postpartum depression won’t happen […]
How To Throw An Engagement Party So Intimate Even Your Dad Will Get Pregnant
Most anyone who’s been married can tell you that your wedding day will be special, meaningful — and unfortunately — often impersonal. The bride and groom spend so much time graciously saying hello to each and every guest that, even though you talk to everyone, it feels like you connect with almost no one. Which […]
Are Butts Still Relevant? We Asked A Doctor
Boy was she not amused. Images via Unsplash, Unsplash
Keto Wing Recipes Perfect For Still Eating Them All And Then Hating Yourself
You disgust me
Sonic The Hedgehog Confirms: Those Rings He Was Collecting Were Cock Rings
“It is what it is.”
The Best Ribbon Dances To Apologize For Running Over Your Neighbor’s Pet
Nothing says ‘sorry’ like a ribbon dance!
WATCH: ‘My Strange Affliction: Macaulay Culkin’
Macaulay Culkin meets his most-obsessed fan.
WATCH: Macaulay Culkin Interned For The Red Letter Media Guys
He was paid in experience.
Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen Movies Were Kind Of Insane: WATCH
Wait—they investigated a mystery in the Navy?
The ‘Baby Yoda Deep Throat Challenge’ Is A Scary New Trend
Have you talked to your kids?
We Played ‘Dream Phone’ As Adults, And It Was Weird: WATCH ‘Rewind, Rethink’
It’s another ‘Rewind, Rethink’!
Who You’ll Come Back To Haunt After You Die, Based On Your Sign!
Will it be Janice? Or maybe Bill Cosby?
‘Captain Planet’ Was Even Better Than You Remember: Watch ‘Rewind, Rethink’
So, so much better.
The Horrifying Reality Of Life In McDonaldland: Watch ‘Rewind, Rethink’
Seriously, it’s disturbing AF when you get into it.
Macaulay Culkin Is All Grown Up, Sexy AF, And Modeling These T-Shirts We Sell
The Bunny Ears merch store is open for business!
Crash Bandicoot Was A Total A-Hole—Watch Episode 3 Of Our Web Series ‘Rewind, Rethink’
Check it out!
WATCH: Mack’s Appearance At ‘The Macaulay Culkin Show’ In Brooklyn, New York
It was pretty epic.
Remember When Rainbow Brite Killed Someone? Watch Episode 2 of ‘Rewind, Rethink’
Lydia Bugg takes you down memory lane in Episode 2 of our new web series.
Macaulay Culkin Gets Stalked By WWE’s The Undertaker: Watch Here
The Deadman is out for blood.