Super Classy Ways To Say You Have The Runs

May 19, 2022 by , featured in Lifestyle, Our Favorite Articles
Share this on
  • 149

Just because you have the runs doesn’t mean you still can’t keep it classy! Here’s some chic ways to say your ass is leaking.

“I am experiencing moderate posterior drainage so will not be attending today’s ladies’ luncheon.”

“My abdomen is ‘dancing.’ Perhaps we can reschedule?”

“I expect to be occupied in this Denny’s bathroom for quite some time, so it’s probably best you do not wait.”

“My booty juice cup has overfloweth.”

“I am going to shit in this bucket while we’re stuck in traffic. I suggest you open all the windows and pay me no mind.”


Image: Pexels

Share this on
  • 149

Leave a comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Home Lifestyle Pop Culture Wrestling Podcasts Videos About Us