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I love writing for Bunny Ears, because our readers are so knowledgeable! They’ve got a perfectly manicured grip on so many topics, from crystal healing to crystal decorating. That’s why, instead of advising you on romantic woes and pelvic architecture, I now turn to you for help. Yesterday, my dog ate my tarot deck, and […]

To feel truly different, you’re going to have to make some real life alterations so that you don’t fall back into your old habits. I completely changed my life by eating the same unlikely thing every morning. And that thing is a box of thumbtacks.

Wow was he a weirdo!

Stop treating your A-hole like your B-hole.

Have you tried “posterior leakage”?

Here’s what you need to know.

Have you tried The Vitamin Shoppe?

It’s a non-ideal situation.

I thought you were eating clean?

It’s science!

It’s definitely unfortunate.

I need this guys. A lot.

Marshmallows are basically nature’s intestinal glue.

What? Oh no.

Humiliate your neighbors the ethical way.

My leash kid is on a leash. The dogs are on leashes. I don’t see the problem?

We dove deep to find out exactly where you should be pooping. You’re welcome!

Ever feel like you’re letting your poops go to waste? Have you ever considered dropping them on the doorstep of people who may or may not need them?

Everybody poops. Even your edgy teen.

It’s so much healthier to bring your baby into the world with a water birth. And it costs next to nothing to do it down at the local pool!

The toilet is where the pee-pee and poops leave your body,

A good doula is duty-bound to help you do things your way!

The backyard is a place just for you and your family. It’s a private outdoor sanctuary in which to reflect and commune with nature.

Better safe than sorry! Time to replace all my poop with someone else’s poop!