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How To Incorporate More Mighty Beanz Into Your Diet
Get ready to feel fantastic!
The Best Foods To Eat In Your Room While Your Parents Fight Downstairs
This is how you learned to eat your feelings.
The Very Hungry Caterpillar Diet Transformed My Body
But not in a good way.
We Found Out Where Your Hamsters That Ran Away Ended Up!
One joined a cover band!
Every Extra From ‘Home Alone’ Ranked!
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
The Best Jokes To Help Deflect Judgement When You’re An Adult Buying Lunchables
Like, “Hey — how did THESE get in here?”
Vegan Alternatives To Whippits
There are so many ethical, cruelty-free ways to get high as balls.
Color Of The Month: Green Ketchup
Some call it an abomination. We call it the official color of November 2019!
Try This Healthy Popcorn Alternative: PopKorn!
It’s so good I cannot feel my face.
The WWE Hall Of Fame Needs To Induct Captain Insano … NOW!
Or else we’ll open up a can of whoop-ass!
How Your Favorite Cartoon Dogs Probably Died
It’s a sad fact of life that your favorite cartoon dogs are likely long dead.
Vacation Guide: The Closet Of The Woman You’re Having An Affair With
Take in the view of those hangers!
Use Your Club Penguin Skills To Crush It On Tinder
Just ask WWMPD: “What Would My Penguin Do?”
Items From Childhood You Didn’t Know Were Gateways To BDSM
Can you say slap bracelets?
Tasteful Juggalo Face Paint For Every Occasion
For the every day Juggalo.
Life Lessons From The Sims—Like Selling Your Windows For Cash!
Live the boolprop_testingcheatsenabled life of your dreams!
I Dressed Like Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater For A Week And I Still Can’t Kickflip
I guess this is one trick I was never meant to nail.
What Your Favorite La Croix Flavor Says About Your Sex Life
Are you a Passionfruit? Perhaps a Key Lime?
What You’d Shoplift From Lowe’s Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Will it be garden soil? Or perhaps a mailbox?
Try Our Low Carb Pasta Alternative: Betty Spaghetty
It’s both delicious, nutritious, and not a choking hazard if eaten correctly.
I Let Iggy Pop Be My Dog
He keeps yapping “In my room, I want you here.”
Vegan Alternatives To Egging A House
Humiliate your neighbors the ethical way.
Fun First Date Conversations That Are Exclusively Die Hard Quotes
Whip out these Die Hard quotes on your first date and you are sure to be as cool as Mr. McClane himself.
Mother’s Day Gift Ideas For People You’ve Accidentally Called ‘Mom’
Mother’s Day shouldn’t just be about the woman who actually gave birth to you. What’s wrong with honoring all the people you accidentally called “Mom?”
The Best Edible Recipes For Your Easy Bake Oven
Here are some wacky and nostalgic recipes for edibles baked in the fiery kiln of an Easy-Bake Oven. Users be warned: It isn’t always easy being easy baked.
Where You Should Spread Your Ashes Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Great Nana Etna just passed away, and as they propelled her ashes over the tennis courts of her beloved country club, you had a couple of distinct thoughts: Who knew the human body produced that much ash? And also, where the hell am I going to spread mine?! Well we here at Bunny Ears are […]
I Only Ate Kid Cuisine For A Week And This Is What Happened
For centuries, man has searched for the answer to eternal youth … and now some Croatian Pilates instructor has found it! Apparently, the key to defying the natural aging process is none other than a coveted culinary sensation that took the ‘90s by storm. That’s right: Kid Cuisine. Like the boundary-pushing trendsetter that I am, […]