The Kane sisters landed on earth in 1952 and have taken many forms in their lifetimes. Some you may be familiar with include: John F. Kennedy and Bobby Kennedy, Tupac and Biggie Smalls, the sisters from The Shining, and Paris Hilton’s dogs.
I Dressed Like Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater For A Week And I Still Can’t Kickflip
I guess this is one trick I was never meant to nail.
What Your Favorite La Croix Flavor Says About Your Sex Life
Are you a Passionfruit? Perhaps a Key Lime?
What You’d Shoplift From Lowe’s Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Will it be garden soil? Or perhaps a mailbox?
Try Our Low Carb Pasta Alternative: Betty Spaghetty
It’s both delicious, nutritious, and not a choking hazard if eaten correctly.
I Let Iggy Pop Be My Dog
He keeps yapping “In my room, I want you here.”
How To Incorporate More Mighty Beanz Into Your Diet
Get ready to feel fantastic!
Vegan Alternatives To Egging A House
Humiliate your neighbors the ethical way.
Fun First Date Conversations That Are Exclusively Die Hard Quotes
Whip out these Die Hard quotes on your first date and you are sure to be as cool as Mr. McClane himself.
Mother’s Day Gift Ideas For People You’ve Accidentally Called ‘Mom’
Mother’s Day shouldn’t just be about the woman who actually gave birth to you. What’s wrong with honoring all the people you accidentally called “Mom?”
The Best Edible Recipes For Your Easy Bake Oven
Here are some wacky and nostalgic recipes for edibles baked in the fiery kiln of an Easy-Bake Oven. Users be warned: It isn’t always easy being easy baked.
Where You Should Spread Your Ashes Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Great Nana Etna just passed away, and as they propelled her ashes over the tennis courts of her beloved country club, you had a couple of distinct thoughts: Who knew the human body produced that much ash? And also, where the hell am I going to spread mine?! Well we here at Bunny Ears are […]
I Only Ate Kid Cuisine For A Week And This Is What Happened…
For centuries, man has searched for the answer to eternal youth (not including converting to Vampirism, which is way more trouble than it’s worth). And now some Croatian Pilates instructor has found it! Apparently the key to defying the natural aging process is none other than a coveted culinary sensation that took the ‘90s by storm. […]