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…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
Anabel and Genevieve Kane
Anabel and Genevieve Kane

Authors - Aliens Living In Meat Sacks

The Kane sisters landed on earth in 1952 and have taken many forms in their lifetimes. Some you may be familiar with include: John F. Kennedy and Bobby Kennedy, Tupac and Biggie Smalls, the sisters from The Shining, and Paris Hilton’s dogs.