Tasteful Juggalo Face Paint For Every Occasion
If you’re an ICP fan, you’ve undoubtedly been faced with the eternal ICP-related dilemma: How can I express my inner Juggalo while remaining both approachable and professional? Well, wonder no more, because we’ve compiled this handy list of tasteful Juggalo face paint for every occasion!
1. Grocery Shopping
This look is inspired by the abracadabra boom-shaka delicious-looking apples. An apple a day keeps the haters away. This is my favorite look to sport when stocking up on Faygo.
2. Getting Ice Cream
When I have to leave my ax at home, I try to compensate with extra special face paint. (Last time I brought my ax, they threatened to ban me from the store.) Lucky for me, our clown makeup makes me completely undetectable to face recognition technology.
3. First Date
What’s a better ice breaker than “What is a Juggalo?” This is also a great way to weed out the people who aren’t down with the clown until they’re dead in the ground.
4. The Beach
Fuck wine coolers, fuck chickens, fuck ducks, fuck the beach. The only thing that matters is this look I’m sporting.
There you have it! Tasteful Juggalo face paint for every occasion. Send us your own favorite looks!
Images: Anabel and Genevieve Kane