Has ‘Mario Kart’ Contributed To Climate Change?
We’re asking the hard questions—because someone has to.
Everything We Want In The Inevitable C+C Music Factory Biopic
It’s the movie we’ve all been begging for.
How I Quit Being One Of Coolio’s Illegal Street Racers And Took Back My Life
It was 1997, and we ruled the mean streets of Gotham.
I Dressed Like Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater For A Week And I Still Can’t Kickflip
I guess this is one trick I was never meant to nail.
’90s Toys Ranked By How Long It Took Doctors To Get It Out My Nose
You won’t believe the lasting emotional trauma I got from #4!
Spanish-American War Facts, Because We Misunderstood ’90s Nostalgia
We realized our mistake far, far too late.
Conspiracy Theory: Did The Creators Of Pogs Just Want Our Money?
A shocking truth may lurk behind this beloved childhood pastime.
Did Collective Soul Actually Exist?
Hey, remember Collective Soul, that mildly agreeable rock band from the ’90s? It’s weird if you do, because as it turns out, it never existed.
All The Things To Throw Instead Of Your $70 X-Box Controller
X-Box controllers are expensive. Try throwing these unimportant things instead.
Every Culkin Brother Ranked (By Macaulay Culkin)
Finally, we know which Culkin is best and which is worst. And who has more authority to speak on the subject than Macaulay Culkin himself?
Exclusive: A Rebuttal from Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong
Nearly 30 years later, the subject of the Spin Doctors’ memorable hit gives HER side of the story.
This Crazy Game Of Thrones Theory Will Show How Desperate We Are For Clicks
Hi, Macaulay Culkin and the Bunny Ears staff would appreciate it if you click on this Game Of Thrones cash grab article. Please and thank you.
A Guide To Grieving All The Yoshis You’ve Killed
The first stage of grief is harder than the last stage of Forest of Illusion.
Which Member of GWAR Should You Hire To Tutor Your Child?
The Berserker Blothar? Or perhaps Bonesnapper?
We Found Carmen Sandiego, She Was Just in the Bathroom for a Really Long Time
Should we slide a magazine under the door or something?
Fun First Date Conversations That Are Exclusively Die Hard Quotes
Whip out these Die Hard quotes on your first date and you are sure to be as cool as Mr. McClane himself.
All The Pills From Dr. Mario Ranked By How High They Get You
Take the blue pill, take the red pill, take all the pills from Dr. Mario. (Except for the red-blue one.)
We Revisited ‘Romeo And Juliet,’ And It’s Honestly Kind Of Problematic
The people of 1597 should be ashamed.
What ‘Back To The Future’ Gets Wrong About Almost Having Sex With Your Mom
Like she’ll DEFINITELY remember your face.
5 Tough Video Game Characters That I Could Easily Beat In A Fist Fight
I’ve thought about this a lot.
We Replaced All References To Tiny Tim In ‘A Christmas Carol’ With Baby Yoda
‘Alas for Baby Yoda, he bore a little crutch, and had his limbs supported by an iron frame!’