Quiz: Which ‘80s Sitcom Dad Did Your Mom Most Likely Jerk It To?
Was it Carl Winslow? Or maybe Danny Tanner?
Michael Caine Faces Backlash After Suggesting Birds Can’t Get Pregnant
The actor reportedly went on a “Twitter rampage.”
Disney+ Has A Category That’s Just People Pissing In The Disney World Bathrooms
It’s troubling, yet riveting.
All The Non-Mutant Superheroes Trying To Get On That ‘Freaky, Sexy Island’
Krakoa is getting REALLY popular.
‘Daily Bugle’ Editor Demands TikTok Footage Of Spider-Man
He’s reportedly been ranting about it for months.
So What Exactly Happens If The Burger King Produces No Heir?
The Burger Kingdom finds itself in dire straits.
This New ‘Sesame Street’ Muppet Teaches Kids About Butt Stuff
His name is Pooter Donkulus, and he’s moving to the neighborhood early next year.
Due To Economy, Castlevania Now Available For Rent On AirBnb
Even Lord Dracula needs supplemental income these days.
Ladies, It’s Time To Stop Comparing Every Man To The Goblin King
It will only lead to disappointment.
Allison Mack Wants The CW To Know She’s Hella Available For ‘Crisis On Infinite Earths’
Her schedule is apparently “wide open.”
We Can Tell Your Personality Based On What You See In Rorschach’s Mask!
Find out what the vigilante antihero says about you!
‘Luigi’s Mansion 3’ Is FAR Too Scary For Me And My Highly Sensitive Boys
Branklin and Conch can’t even get through the trailer.
Galaxy’s Edging: Crafting The Perfect Lightsaber For Her Pleasure
Think of it as an elegant lightsaber dildo.
We’re Sorry, But Fatboy Slim Has Rebranded Himself As ‘Fatboi Thicc’
It’s not our fault, but we feel the need to apologize.
Everyone’s Returning For ‘Crisis On Infinite Earths’—Even Your Dad
The creative decision leaves far more questions than answers.
Travel Guide: The Inside Of A JNCO Jeans Leg
These jeans are the ultimate staycation location for those times you want to get away but don’t want to go very far.
Who You’ll Bang In The Animaniacs Universe According To Your Sign
Minerva Mink? Or perhaps the Godpigeon?