The Berserker Blothar? Or perhaps Bonesnapper?
Should we slide a magazine under the door or something?
Whip out these Die Hard quotes on your first date and you are sure to be as cool as Mr. McClane himself.
Take the blue pill, take the red pill, take all the pills from Dr. Mario. (Except for the red-blue one.)
It’s a legitimate question, okay?
The people of 1597 should be ashamed.
Like she’ll DEFINITELY remember your face.
Many have tried. Few have succeeded.
You can do this.
Spoiler alert: There’s gonna be aliens!
I’ve thought about this a lot.
‘Alas for Baby Yoda, he bore a little crutch, and had his limbs supported by an iron frame!’
R.I.P!
It’s a legitimate question.
It’s another ‘Rewind, Rethink’!
Little Jason is definitely a chaotic neutral.
It’s time someone said something.
Whoa!
Finally!
Was it Carl Winslow? Or maybe Danny Tanner?
The actor reportedly went on a “Twitter rampage.”
Please be honest.
It’s troubling, yet riveting.
Krakoa is getting REALLY popular.
He’s reportedly been ranting about it for months.
Hulk bummed!
He forced us to eat it.
The Burger Kingdom finds itself in dire straits.
His name is Pooter Donkulus, and he’s moving to the neighborhood early next year.
Even Lord Dracula needs supplemental income these days.
The ‘mature’ DLC got unnecessarily dark.
They talk a lot of shit.
It will only lead to disappointment.
The mythology is wildly inconsistent, guys.
It’s a non-ideal situation.
Her schedule is apparently “wide open.”
It’s official.
Find out what the vigilante antihero says about you!
What next?
Branklin and Conch can’t even get through the trailer.
Think of it as an elegant lightsaber dildo.
This always happens.
Coming October 22nd!
And I suck.
