We’re Leaking Our Recap Of 2020 A Year Early

December 31, 2019 by , featured in Pop Culture
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Here at Bunny Ears, we like to stay ahead of all the trends, which is why we consult with a clairvoyant. How else would we know that Millennial Pink would be a generation’s favorite color before it happened? And we’re so far ahead of what’s going on that we wrote our recap of 2020 a year early.

Cat Urine Colonics Were All the Rage

After we posted our tutorial on cat urine colonics, the trend took off. Turns out an enzyme in cat urine prevents free radicals from forming in the intestines and has anti-aging properties. We were pretty sure 2020 was going to be defined by the national love of cat urine colonics, and we’d have been right if the … later stuff hadn’t happened.

We Couldn’t Get Enough of the New Taylor Swift Single

We were pretty sure Taylor Swift’s single “Hating On My Haters” was going to be the defining song of the year. In January, it was heard on every radio station and every Spotify account. It was so catchy! If only that defined 2020 … If only…

Aliens Invaded the Earth

2020 wasn’t defined by one pop culture moment or significant trend as much as that day in mid-March when a giant spaceship was spotted floating over North Dakota. At first, we all thought it was a hoax and ignored it, but by the end of the month, more and more flying saucers were seen until it was undeniable. We were being taken over by aliens.

The 2020 Election Got Nasty

You would think the fact that we were all enslaved by aliens would unite us, but it ended up dividing us further which, come to think of it, was probably part of the aliens’ plans all along. And at the end of the day, it was all for nothing, because Earth became completely under alien control before we even got a chance to vote.

Colili Broke Up

The Invasion took a toll on a lot of relationships, including that of Cole Spouse and Lili Reinhart. R.I.P. Colili!

Several Beloved Celebrities Died

But then again, so did 75% of Earth’s population. They were the lucky ones …

The Simpsons Got Cancelled

Entertainment isn’t a thing anymore. Neither is joy.

Justin Timberlake Farted on Live TV

The aliens did weirdly let us keep Saturday Night Live, which was gracious of them, and Justin Timberlake’s very real moment of farting during his monologue was just the laugh we needed to take the edge off of a very stressful year.

There you have it! Our leaked recap of 2020! We’re looking forward to what 2021 brings, and we’re not just saying that because our alien overlords are forcing us to.

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