Disney+ Has A Category That’s Just People Pissing In The Disney World Bathrooms

November 12, 2019 by , featured in TV and Movies
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After months of hype, Disney+ is finally here. If you’re looking for a one-stop shop for all of your animated Disney, Star Wars, and Marvel needs, then it’s definitely the streaming service for you. We’ve been using it all morning and so far it’s pretty great. We just want to know why its richly curated catalog also includes a category that’s just people pissing in the Disney World bathrooms.

“Disney World Pissing”

This category that’s simply titled “Disney World Pissing” is by far the largest of the collections available on the platform. All of the (over 10 million) videos—that range in length from 20 seconds to several minutes—have been upgraded to stream in 4K so you can see every last drop squeezed out by millions of park guests over the years. Most of the footage seems to be captured with a camera mounted within the toilet itself, while some looks like handheld videos, presumably shot by Disney employees poking their hands over and beneath neighboring toilet stalls? We really don’t know.

What Will This Mean for Netflix?

Look, we love Disney. But it’s also severely fucked up that each of us here on staff has been able to find a video of ourselves pissing in a Disney World toilet (yes, it’s organized by name somehow). We all assumed that Disney would be pulling out all the stops in their quest to top Netflix, but posting millions of videos of hot, sweaty Disney World Orlando guests expelling the waste byproduct of overpriced theme park Coca-Cola just seems a little desperate. There’s a whole subcategory just for people who were drinking beers “Around the World” at Epcot Center. How did they even know those people were doing that?

The pissing category looks like it’s going to raise a ton of ethical and moral questions. On the other hand, we’ve been watching it nonstop all morning, so maybe unlocking the vaults on their toilet cam archive will make Disney+ the official Netflix killer.

Image: Disney+, Pixabay, Unsplash


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