The Best Movies Of 2019 We Never Saw Because Caleb’s Babysitter Quit
Based on commercials during ‘Paw Patrol,’ we think these movies were great!
We Tried Disney’s New Sensory Deprivation Tauntaun And It’s Gross!
Why did they think this was a good idea?
Quiz: Which ‘80s Sitcom Dad Did Your Mom Most Likely Jerk It To?
Was it Carl Winslow? Or maybe Danny Tanner?
Disney+ Has A Category That’s Just People Pissing In The Disney World Bathrooms
It’s troubling, yet riveting.
The Best Psychotropic Drugs To Take While Watching ‘Kramer vs. Kramer’
Take this psychological drama to the next level.
This New ‘Sesame Street’ Muppet Teaches Kids About Butt Stuff
His name is Pooter Donkulus, and he’s moving to the neighborhood early next year.
Yes, You Can Be Intimate With Someone With Scissor Hands. Here’s How
This is something we’ve thought about. A lot.
Ladies, It’s Time To Stop Comparing Every Man To The Goblin King
It will only lead to disappointment.
We Talked To A Sex Therapist About Their Favorite ‘Friday The 13th’ Kills
It was super weird and not at all what we wanted.
Galaxy’s Edging: Crafting The Perfect Lightsaber For Her Pleasure
Think of it as an elegant lightsaber dildo.
Everyone’s Returning For ‘Crisis On Infinite Earths’—Even Your Dad
The creative decision leaves far more questions than answers.
What Could This Leaked Picture Of A Skateboarding Yoda Action Figure Mean For ‘Rise Of Skywalker’?
Who knew Yoda could kickflip so well?
How Your Favorite Cartoon Dogs Probably Died
It’s a sad fact of life that your favorite cartoon dogs are likely long dead.