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…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
Zanandi Botes
Zanandi Botes

Zanandi also writes for Cracked.com and your dad, probably.