Faking A Horrific Car Crash And 4 Other 2019 Proposal Trends
We guarantee you’ll break the internet.
This Father’s Day, Deal With Your Daddy Issues By Yelling At Tombstones
Oh, you think that’s dark, do you? Let me tell you what’s dark, my breezy bunny child.
Hogwarts Sex: Where You’ll Get It On, According To The Zodiac
Don’t tell us you’ve never thought about it.
Keto-Friendly Remedies for Keto Crotch
What’s good for your body is good for your cooch too.
The Bunny Ears ‘Fuck A Killer’ Subscription Box
Because this is apparently what you guys want? Really?
Upcycle Your Dead Dad’s Porn Magazines
We know you loved Dad, but we also know you love the environment more. Use this opportunity to teach everyone about the true beauty of upcycling.
What’s Up With French Penises? An Exclusive Bunny Ears Investigation
We bought ourselves some gold-studded berets and launched a full-scale investigation. Yes, we were going to discover the true form of the French penis.
Help! I Keep Astral Projecting To The Night Of My Conception
What did I do to deserve this?
How To Make Sure Your Neighbors Notice Your Secret Sex Dungeon
For too long it’s been the norm to keep one’s sex shenanigans secret from thy neighbor. No more, we say. No more.
I Think My Talkspace Therapist Is Just A German Shepherd With A Phone
I don’t know how it works, but it does!
Get The Attention You Deserve By Faking A Pregnancy (Again)
This is your special time! Turn every possible opportunity into your favor.
Beginner’s Guide To Dining Out When Your Country Hates You
We bet there are still a few places that would gladly let you dine out in their back alley at no extra cost.
How I Found Enlightenment By Staging My Own Kidnapping
I hope they let me play myself in the movie version of this story.