How I Found Enlightenment By Staging My Own Kidnapping
I hope they let me play myself in the movie version of this story.
How To Make Sure Your Neighbors Notice Your Secret Sex Dungeon
For too long it’s been the norm to keep one’s sex shenanigans secret from thy neighbor. No more, we say. No more.
I Think My Talkspace Therapist Is Just A German Shepherd With A Phone
I don’t know how it works, but it does!
Hogwarts Sex: Where You’ll Get It On, According To The Zodiac
Don’t tell us you’ve never thought about it.
All The ‘Toy Story’ References You Probably Missed In ‘Doctor Sleep’
Did you catch these blink-and-you’ll-miss it moments?
Ladies, It’s Time To Stop Comparing Every Man To The Goblin King
It will only lead to disappointment.
Why Doesn’t Your Baby Give A Damn About The Suffering Of Polar Bears?
Frankly, it’s unacceptable.
This App Reveals Your Genealogy—Just Stick Your Phone Up Your Butt!
There’s a wealth of information in your butthole.
What The Things You Lift With Your Vagina Say About You
Nothing says empowerment like dangling a dumbbell from your vag.
What Happened To That Bread Vendor In Aladdin? The (Chilling) True Story
What Disney doesn’t want you to know.
My Sex Robot Can Love, But It Can’t Find My Clitoris
This has been a REAL disappointment.
Who You’ll Bang In The Animaniacs Universe According To Your Sign
Minerva Mink? Or perhaps the Godpigeon?
Our Breeding Experiment Went Awry So Please Buy All These Gremlindoodles
Please buy them. We beg you.
Our Staff’s Celebrity Fuck List—In Slideshow Form
Here’s who our staff would most like to take to pound town!
Faking A Horrific Car Crash And 4 Other 2019 Proposal Trends
We guarantee you’ll break the internet.
This Father’s Day, Deal With Your Daddy Issues By Yelling At Tombstones
Oh, you think that’s dark, do you? Let me tell you what’s dark, my breezy bunny child.
Keto-Friendly Remedies for Keto Crotch
What’s good for your body is good for your cooch too.
The Bunny Ears ‘Fuck A Killer’ Subscription Box
Because this is apparently what you guys want? Really?
Upcycle Your Dead Dad’s Porn Magazines
We know you loved Dad, but we also know you love the environment more. Use this opportunity to teach everyone about the true beauty of upcycling.
What’s Up With French Penises? An Exclusive Bunny Ears Investigation
We bought ourselves some gold-studded berets and launched a full-scale investigation. Yes, we were going to discover the true form of the French penis.
Help! I Keep Astral Projecting To The Night Of My Conception
What did I do to deserve this?
Get The Attention You Deserve By Faking A Pregnancy (Again)
This is your special time! Turn every possible opportunity into your favor.
Beginner’s Guide To Dining Out When Your Country Hates You
We bet there are still a few places that would gladly let you dine out in their back alley at no extra cost.