Our Staff’s Celebrity Fuck List—In Slideshow Form
Don’t pretend. We know that everyone has a celebrity sex list. That’s why we decided it’s high time we make our own list public. After all, transparency is so important in this day and age. So from Wanda Sykes to (yes) even Kieran Culkin, here’s who our staff would most like to take to pound town.
WARNING: It’s about to get real hot in here, people!
How To Get A Head Start On Embalming Grandma (In 5 Easy Steps)
Yes, My Son’s a Cello Prodigy, But His Shit Still Stinks Like the Rest of Us
Coat Your Dick In Wax, Just Like Ryan Gosling Does (Possibly)
My Superfood Diet Has Made Me Immeasurably Powerful, And I’m Not Ready For The Responsibility
