Non-Phallic Sex Toys For When You Wanna Get Plowed By A Muppet
We can approximate Muppet genitals based on their design with the following colorful sex toys clearly designed to simulate Muppintercourse.
‘Tropico 6’ To Feature Enormous New Island, ‘Acirema’
It’s apparently the most dysfunctional nation yet!
America Has Become A Banana Republic, In That The Khakis They Sell Don’t Fit Me
I usually don’t get political.
Our Staff’s Celebrity Fuck List—In Slideshow Form
Here’s who our staff would most like to take to pound town!