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…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
Cancer linked to death!
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Hats are cool…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…Waldo still missing…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…RIP KOKO…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…God found dead in space…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Queen Kong???…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
Elizabeth Teets
Elizabeth Teets

Author - Dazzler - Queen

Elizabeth Teets is a Portland based Writer, Comedian and Fashionista. She is the host of Queens of Hollywood X-Ray Fm and producer of the Women In Comedy series Isn't She Great at the Hollywood Theater. She strives every day to make Elle Woods and Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 equally proud. You can follow her on Twitter @elizabethteets but you should really try @elteets on Instagram because that's where the outfits are.