Elizabeth Teets, Author at bunny ears
Cancer linked to death!
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…RIP KOKO…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…Hats are cool…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…God found dead in space…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Queen Kong???…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Waldo still missing…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
Elizabeth Teets
Elizabeth Teets

Author - Dazzler - Queen

Elizabeth Teets is a Portland based Writer, Comedian and Fashionista. She is the host of Queens of Hollywood X-Ray Fm and producer of the Women In Comedy series Isn't She Great at the Hollywood Theater. She strives every day to make Elle Woods and Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 equally proud. You can follow her on Twitter @elizabethteets but you should really try @elteets on Instagram because that's where the outfits are.