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…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
Elizabeth Teets
Elizabeth Teets

Author - Dazzler - Queen

Elizabeth Teets is a Portland based Writer, Comedian and Fashionista. She is the host of Queens of Hollywood X-Ray Fm and producer of the Women In Comedy series Isn't She Great at the Hollywood Theater. She strives every day to make Elle Woods and Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 equally proud. You can follow her on Twitter @elizabethteets but you should really try @elteets on Instagram because that's where the outfits are.