Designer Strap Ons: His Dick May Be Real, But Yours Is 9 Inches of Dior

May 23, 2019 by , featured in Lifestyle
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Fashion is ever-changing, and style aficionados may have noticed something distinctly different on the runway this season. That’s right: The next big thing in couture fashion is designer strap ons. And we here at Bunny Ears are here for it.

See below for our top designer dildo picks so that you, too, can strut your faux member in style.

Moschino Pencil Strap On

Moschino kept it clean and conceptual with a yellow wooden strap-on featuring a Millennial pink tip. What this design lacks in girth, it more than makes up for in craftsmanship.

Oscar de la Renta Strap On

De la Renta offers various patterns, colors, and textures for their high-end dildos, all of which feature the likeness of the designer himself. You can also order custom-made shapes, such as a strap on in the form of a red-footed tortoise, or a former lover. Pegging has never been so tailor-made.

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Christian Dior Strap On

The Christian Dior pussy plunger is a favorite among the BE staff. Our head fashion editor, Meagan, put it best when she said,

“I first fell in love with this piece when I saw Gigi Hadid wearing it down the runway at New York Fashion Week. It easily cost six months’ rent, but I knew that I needed it. It’s makes me feel both chic and confident. I recommend every woman sports nine inches of Dior at least once in her life.”

Chanel Haute Couture Strap On

Much like the Dior strap on, this rubber corn cob isn’t cheap. But with hand-painted 100 karate gold veins and a custom-made mulberry silk strap, it’s worth every single penny.  We promise.

Now go forth and ram it up someone’s butt in style.

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