Give the gift of shade!
Some of these really don’t look right.
It’s the age-old question.
Do you want to be part of the problem, or the solution?
It’s definitely possible!
House rules!
We’re running out of time.
Mmmm mmm!
It’s literally all we can hear, taste, and smell.
Have you tried Heinz?
Anal beads are incredibly versatile.
You can do this.
Who invited Steve?
Please.
A butt plug? Or perhaps a rubber fist?
Find out what he’s up to once and for all.
You need to give it a rest.
Have you ever thought about owning a capybara?
It’s also incredibly painful.
It’s a surefire way to survive the day intact.
Have you tried The Vitamin Shoppe?
There are so many ethical, cruelty-free ways to get high as balls.
FYI!
Just in time for Thanksgiving!
Some call it an abomination. We call it the official color of November 2019!
It takes both time and commitment to get me anywhere even close to an orgasm.
A little bit of Monica in retrograde!
It’s not JUST a pun (though that’s admittedly a big part of this).
It’s so good I cannot feel my face.
Your whole life is a lie, but you deserved that promotion.
They talk a lot of shit.
As a woman in 2019, I do not recommend.
It’s about family, faith, and unrelenting blue balls.
Have you thought about an indoor hammock?
The mythology is wildly inconsistent, guys.
Parenting is hard—and it’s even harder when you’re a Frankenstein.
Put your best foot forward before busting!
Stop settling for napkins.
You’ll thank us when you’re dead.
They’re 100% biodegradable and look fantastic!
You can at least enjoy the pictures.
Yes, it will get infected.
Finally—a definitive answer.
It was super weird and not at all what we wanted.
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