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A Surefire Cure For Lifelong Asthma: Kidnap Our Lawyer, And Drink His Plasma!

His blood is magic.

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What To Do When Your Tesla Won’t Stop Hitting Black People

We can help.

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Recipes For Boogers Since That’s The Only Thing My Gross Kids Will Eat

At your wit’s end with your kids eating their boogers instead of your delicious homemade meals?

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Dick-Slimming Condoms To Hide Your Dick Fat

Finally!

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Grow Your Pubes Now For This Year’s Coziest Winter Blanket—Here’s How

Use your pubes as nature intended!

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Mother’s Day Gift Ideas For People You’ve Accidentally Called ‘Mom’

Mother’s Day shouldn’t just be about the woman who actually gave birth to you. What’s wrong with honoring all the people you accidentally called “Mom?”

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Hey—This Food Hall Is Just A Food Court With Fancy Lights!

We see you.

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Summer Staples We Don’t Recommend You Stick Up Your Butt (This Time)

We’re saying ‘yes’ to summer and ‘no more’ to your lawsuits!

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The New Siri Voice On iOS 13 Is Way Better At Yelling At Your Kids

It sounds so real.

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I No Longer Believe In Cage-Free Zoos Now That My Family Is Dead

The hyena ambush really sealed the deal.

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Way Too Formal Breakfasts For After Casual Sex

I have always considered myself a sex-positive woman. I have needs, and I’m not afraid to admit it. But that doesn’t mean I don’t treat my (extremely casual, no strings-attached) partner, Liam, with dignity and kindness. We might not be a couple (which again, I’m 100% okay with), but I don’t ever want him to […]

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I Refuse To Wear A Condom Until They Start Making Them Biodegradable

And that’s the only reason.

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Tips For Buying Your Own Tombstone, You Morose S.O.B.

Have fun, we guess?

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Fun First Date Conversations That Are Exclusively Die Hard Quotes

Whip out these Die Hard quotes on your first date and you are sure to be as cool as Mr. McClane himself.

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How To Get Rid Of That Beach Bod For Fall

We guarantee love handles by Halloween.

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How To Prepare Your Guest House For When The Boys Are Back In Town

Guess who just got back today?

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How To Talk About The Books You Only Bought Because They’re Pretty

Use words like ‘imagery’ and ‘prose.’

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My Morning Routine: I Lick Everything In The House So It Stays Mine

When you grow up in a house with seven brothers, you learn certain habits that last a lifetime.

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Become An Organizational Wizard By Asking Actual Wizards For Help

They mostly told us to optimize vertical space?

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The Best Homemade Condom Options

From fruit rinds to vacuum packing!

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Serene Bottomless Pits To Visit This Summer

You’ll want to stare into these bottomless, lonely cavities for the rest of your life.

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The Best Places To Steal Mimosas

I can afford them. But I am charming and special and I refuse.

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Your Butthole Is A Flower That Needs To Be Tended

Stop treating your A-hole like your B-hole.

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Tackle Little Tasks So You Can Focus On The Big, Haunting Problems

Like, “What am I even doing with my life?”

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Chrissy Teigen Is The Anti-Gwyneth, So I Guess We Have To Eat Her

How else shall we absorb her powers?

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Finding the Perfect Vape Flavor To Pair With Your Glaring Personality Flaws

Looking to start vaping? Our team of experts will guide you into finding a flavor that nicely complements your inability to grow up.

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Even We’re Not Dumb Enough To Put Ginger Up Our Butts

We’ve got the ‘sticking stuff up your butt’ beat covered, thanks.

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Deep Breathing Exercises For When Your Home Is Getting Robbed Right Now

Don’t let the stress of a home invasion get to you.

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Fall Scents To Cover Up That Weird Smell

Is it coming from the furniture? The vents?

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6 Bathrobes Perfect For Doing Coked-Up Naked Karate

Have you ever felt just a little TOO nude while doing naked karate?

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The Hottest New Look Is Bleaching Then Tie-Dying Your Butthole

Bleaching your butthole is out. Bleaching then TIE-DYING your butthole is very in.

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The Best Ribbon Dances To Apologize For Running Over Your Neighbor’s Pet

Nothing says ‘sorry’ like a ribbon dance!

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Avoid Laugh Lines And Wrinkles By Taking Everything Too Seriously

You’ll be joyless, but beautiful!

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Are You Masturbating Wrong?

We investigated.

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I Finally Found My Grandma’s Secret Lube Recipe

No one could make it quite like Nana.

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My Dog Is 21 In His Years, So Why Can’t I Marry Him?

I honestly don’t see the problem.

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Demand Satisfaction At The Office By Challenging Coworkers To Duels

Interoffice politics need not be complicated.

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Color Of The Month: The Slightly Gray Skin Under Your Exhausted Eyes

It goes with literally everything—especially your tears.

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Fetish Of The Month: JTT In A Lion Costume

We’re saying it loud, and we’re saying it proud!

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Why You Should Drink A Gallon Of Vinegar A Day

It’s what doctors don’t want you to know!

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Eating Is For Idiots: IV Everything

‘I’ve never felt more alive.’

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How To Bedazzle Your Butthole On A Budget

Bling out that b-hole!

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What To Do When You Accidentally Get Stuck In A Parade

It happens to the best of us.

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So It’s Christmas And You’re Still Trapped In That Corn Maze. What Now?

What now?

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Poop Edging: A Dangerous New Sex Trend

Here’s what you need to know.

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