Fabulous Fall Crafts To Take Your Mind Off Wesley’s Thunderdick
He’s made it clear that he’s moved on.
This App Reveals Your Genealogy—Just Stick Your Phone Up Your Butt!
There’s a wealth of information in your butthole.
5 Cool Toys You Can Buy Because You’re A Grown-Ass Adult Who Does What You Want
Look me at me now, dad!
FOLLOW UP: The Best Way To Remove Porcupine Quills From Your Urethra
We’ve admittedly been getting a LOT of questions.
Attention Men: It’s Okay To Talk About Penis Molting
I’m definitely probably not alone in this, right?
Back-To-School Sales For Regressing Back To When You Had Hope
Yes, the earth is dying, but check out these glitter pens!
Introducing Culk-Inn, The World’s First Macaulay Culkin-Themed Luxury Hotel
Note: We only serve cheese pizza.
How to Tell Your Kids There’s A Baby in Your Tummy—Because You Ate One
It can be hard for them to understand.
How To Best Oppress Your Workers In The Era of Climate Change
Wondering how to oppress your workers responsibily in the era of climate change? We are too!
Is The Bunny Ears Pop-Up Coming To Your City? Because We’ve Lost It
If you see it, please let us know.
Everything That’s Gonna Bite You On This Summer Hiking Trip
Heading out into the wilderness for some hiking is a great way to reconnect with your true self and get your ass bit by majestic nature.
Styles Everyone Will Be Wearing When The Dystopian Regime Commands It
This is what Best Leader wants for us.
I’m No Longer Married To The Sea, And I’m Ready To Mingle
I’m on the hunt for the ultimate white whale: love.
Our Guide To The Most Terrifyingly Authentic Renaissance Faires of 2019
Like the Harvard Yard Festival, where stake-burning is encouraged!