Reduce Carbon Emissions By Soldering Your B-Hole Shut
Do you want to be part of the problem, or the solution?
Color Of The Month: Artificial Banana Flavoring (Synesthesia Edition!)
It’s literally all we can hear, taste, and smell.
Is Your Tall Neighbor Plotting Against You Up There In The Sky?
Find out what he’s up to once and for all.
Cool Shit You Can Buy Instead Of Sending Your Dumb Kids To College!
Have you ever thought about owning a capybara?
Mermaids Facts To Scream Over Your Uncle’s Racist Rants This Thanksgiving
It’s a surefire way to survive the day intact.
Color Of The Month: Green Ketchup
Some call it an abomination. We call it the official color of November 2019!
Fetish Of The Month: Constant, Laborious Dedication To Getting Me Off
It takes both time and commitment to get me anywhere even close to an orgasm.
Become More Cultured By Covering Your Genitals In Yogurt
It’s not JUST a pun (though that’s admittedly a big part of this).
How To Get Over Imposter Syndrome Without Revealing Your Fake Identity
Your whole life is a lie, but you deserved that promotion.
It’s Time To Teach Your Children The True Meaning Of No Nut November
It’s about family, faith, and unrelenting blue balls.
Interior Design Ideas That Hide Your Suspended Bondage Fetish
Have you thought about an indoor hammock?
A Guide For First-Time Fathers Who Are Also Frankensteins
Parenting is hard—and it’s even harder when you’re a Frankenstein.
Have An Eco-Friendly Halloween By Decorating With Real Corpses
They’re 100% biodegradable and look fantastic!
We Talked To A Sex Therapist About Their Favorite ‘Friday The 13th’ Kills
It was super weird and not at all what we wanted.