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Have An Eco-Friendly Halloween By Decorating With Real Corpses

They’re 100% biodegradable and look fantastic!

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Are You Illiterate? This Article Won’t Help

You can at least enjoy the pictures.

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Buy Our DIY Adult Circumcision Kit—For Just $20!

Yes, it will get infected.

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EXCLUSIVE: Which Cryptids Are Best In Bed?

Finally—a definitive answer.

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We Talked To A Sex Therapist About Their Favorite ‘Friday The 13th’ Kills

It was super weird and not at all what we wanted.

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What Your Home Says About You And What We’re Going To Steal From It

Take this handy quiz!

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Halloween Couples Costumes For Open Marriages

Fun and festive ways to let everyone know you’re in The Lifestyle!

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Secret Menu Items You’ll Be Killed For Knowing About

This is not a joke.

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What To Wear To God’s Funeral

We’re kind of in unchartered territory here.

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All The Colors We’re Painting Our Fall Foliage This Season

It’s time to cover up that unsightly green.

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5 Jack-O’-Lanterns That Just Turned Into Danny DeVito Somehow

Happy fall, y’all! We’re coming at you with the only pumpkin carving tutorial you’ll ever need. We’re going to be looking at five simple designs today, and I’m going to give you all the tips and tricks I use to make perfect Halloween jack-o’-lanterns. [Disclaimer: Many of the below pumpkins may end up looking like […]

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Simple Halloween Costumes That Will Take Several Minutes To Explain

‘Are you on Twitter? Okay, let’s back up.’

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Fall Scents To Cover Up That Weird Smell

Is it coming from the furniture? The vents?

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If You Really Love Fall You’ll Eat These Fucking Yellow Leaves

You SAY it’s your favorite season. Prove it.

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Fall Trend Alert: Pumpkin-Spice Your Butthole

Yum!

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Hey, Did You Talk To Rob?

‘I think something might be up with him.’

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So You’re Lost During A Horseback Ride: When Exactly Is It Okay To Eat The Horse?

Six hours? Seven?

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5 Ways Mindfulness Can Help You Get Your Money’s Worth At The Seafood Buffet

Breathe into those feelings of fullness…

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Fabulous Fall Crafts To Take Your Mind Off Wesley’s Thunderdick

He’s made it clear that he’s moved on.

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How To Tell Which One Of Your Exotic Birds Ate Your Jewels

By god, those jewels must be found!

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Natural Deodorants You Can Technically Eat If It Ever Came Down To That

Your body deserves the best.

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Style Alert! Puffy Sleeves Full Of Snacks

They hold so much jerky.

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This App Reveals Your Genealogy—Just Stick Your Phone Up Your Butt!

There’s a wealth of information in your butthole.

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5 Cool Toys You Can Buy Because You’re A Grown-Ass Adult Who Does What You Want

Look me at me now, dad!

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I Tried To Full-Body Orgasm But Only My Feet Came

I wouldn’t recommend it.

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Cat Breeds To Adopt If Your Landlord Doesn’t Allow Good Pets, Like A Dog

Like, brown ones, maybe?

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Finding The Best Porn Bot For Your Current Emotional State

Never settle.

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Wilford Brimley Shares His Secret To Staying So Old

You don’t stay this decrepit by doing nothing.

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Alright, Who The Fuck Feng Shui’ed My Cubicle?

I’m going to kick their ass.

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I Made A Raccoon My Life Coach And I’ve Never Been Happier

Rummage through the trash of life and find your true self!

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FOLLOW UP: The Best Way To Remove Porcupine Quills From Your Urethra

We’ve admittedly been getting a LOT of questions.

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Hey, You Left Your Space Heater On. Or Did You?

We need to turn the car around.

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Attention Men: It’s Okay To Talk About Penis Molting

I’m definitely probably not alone in this, right?

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We Invented A Shrink Ray And Then Only Used It On Our Pores

It was only logical.

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Kewl Abbrevs To Not Sound 2 Srs In Biz E-mails

‘Meeting @ 10, bebes!’

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Build Your Immune System By Not Washing Your Hands After You Poop

It’s science!

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How To Get Rid Of That Beach Bod For Fall

We guarantee love handles by Halloween.

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How To Use A Mason Jar As A Surrogate

Give your pregnancy a DIY twist!

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Fetish Of The Month: Barely Legal Turtles Who Live In Sewers

Don’t kink shame me.

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D-Tea-F: Herbal Teas That’ll Horny You Up

From Snuckleberry root to Gingerminge.

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C’mon, Everyone! We’re Doing Massive Rails Of Turmeric!

It hurts so good!

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Beauty Gifts I Bought For You But Then Kept For Myself

It’s the thought that counts!

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A Good Night’s Sleep Made Me A Much More Efficient Asshole

And it can work for you, too!

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My Sex Robot Can Love, But It Can’t Find My Clitoris

This has been a REAL disappointment.

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Why Are Young People Having So Little Sex With Me?

There must be a logical explanation.

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