They mostly told us to optimize vertical space?
From fruit rinds to vacuum packing!
You’ll want to stare into these bottomless, lonely cavities for the rest of your life.
I can afford them. But I am charming and special and I refuse.
Stop treating your A-hole like your B-hole.
Like, “What am I even doing with my life?”
How else shall we absorb her powers?
Looking to start vaping? Our team of experts will guide you into finding a flavor that nicely complements your inability to grow up.
We’ve got the ‘sticking stuff up your butt’ beat covered, thanks.
Don’t let the stress of a home invasion get to you.
Is it coming from the furniture? The vents?
Have you ever felt just a little TOO nude while doing naked karate?
Bleaching your butthole is out. Bleaching then TIE-DYING your butthole is very in.
Nothing says ‘sorry’ like a ribbon dance!
You’ll be joyless, but beautiful!
We investigated.
No one could make it quite like Nana.
I honestly don’t see the problem.
Interoffice politics need not be complicated.
It goes with literally everything—especially your tears.
We’re saying it loud, and we’re saying it proud!
It’s what doctors don’t want you to know!
‘I’ve never felt more alive.’
Bling out that b-hole!
It happens to the best of us.
What now?
Here’s what you need to know.
Wow.
You’re welcome!
Mmmm mmm!
It’s easy!
We’re tired of it!
Give the gift of shade!
Some of these really don’t look right.
It’s the age-old question.
Do you want to be part of the problem, or the solution?
It’s definitely possible!
House rules!
We’re running out of time.
It’s literally all we can hear, taste, and smell.
Have you tried Heinz?
Anal beads are incredibly versatile.
You can do this.
Who invited Steve?
