Brian Gilmore has spent the last 15 years as part of the witness protection program and figures it's about time. The crooks are all probably not mad anymore. So now he's publicly writing for websites again. Fingers crossed!
We Tried Amazon’s Text App And Only Got Pics Of Jeff Bezos’s Bald Penis
All this app does is send you a vast collection of Jeff Bezos’s dick pics, and I am not here for it.
Um, I Got A Vampire Facial, But Bullets Still Seem To Hurt Me?
Is this why people aren’t doing this anymore? I know Kim Kardashian and some other people got them, but this doesn’t feel right. The procedure itself was fairly painless, but the rest really makes me think that maybe it’s- [Editors Note: Brian Gilmore was not available to finish this article because he is currently under […]
I Got An EXCLUSIVE Look Inside This Stupid LA-Based Denim Factory And Here’s How They Make Their Stupid Jeans
IMAGE: Carmar Denim
I Live In Constant, Unrelenting Fear Of Whatever Justin Timberlake Has Planned For May
12 Easy Steps You Can Take To Successfully Die Alone
Listen, technically, we’re all going to die alone. If you’re asking “Am I going to die alone?” The answer is unequivocally: yes. And some of us want to lead that less-popular, but “equally fulfilling” alternative lifestyle: that of the intentionally-single. “But I don’t know how to die alone…” Not to worry! Bunny Ears supports every […]
Katie Goldin’s Golden Rules
Weekly comics from the mind of Bunny Ears writer Katie Goldin. They're weird, they're funny, and they're always so pretty! The Goldin Rules…