I Live In Constant, Unrelenting Fear Of Whatever Justin Timberlake Has Planned For May
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Waldo still missing…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…Hats are cool…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…God found dead in space…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
Cancer linked to death!

I Live In Constant, Unrelenting Fear Of Whatever Justin Timberlake Has Planned For May

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its gonna be may meme timerlake may fear scary demon justin

its gonna be may meme timerlake may fear scary demon justin

its gonna be may meme timerlake may fear scary demon justin

its gonna be may meme timerlake may fear scary demon justin

its gonna be may meme timerlake may fear scary demon justin

its gonna be may meme timerlake may fear scary demon justin

its gonna be may meme timerlake may fear scary demon justin

its gonna be may meme timerlake may fear scary demon justin

its gonna be may meme timerlake may fear scary demon justin

Brian Gilmore
Brian Gilmore

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Brian Gilmore has spent the last 15 years as part of the witness protection program and figures it's about time. The crooks are all probably not mad anymore. So now he's publicly writing for websites again. Fingers crossed!

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  3. I swear this is my favorite website of 2018. I hate social media and this definitely has my type of humor. Lol. Keep up the good work folks.

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  4. I laughed so hard that I felt a little bad for Justin Timberlake. The next day he went on the Ellen Show, I’m too afraid to watch it, so I can’t tell you what he is up to. If you are a brave soul, the clip is on YouTube. I’m sure Ellen had the same fears and just wanted to clarify things head to head (if you get my drift).

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