I Live In Constant, Unrelenting Fear Of Whatever Justin Timberlake Has Planned For May
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I Live In Constant, Unrelenting Fear Of Whatever Justin Timberlake Has Planned For May

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Brian Gilmore
Brian Gilmore

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Brian Gilmore has spent the last 15 years as part of the witness protection program and figures it's about time. The crooks are all probably not mad anymore. So now he's publicly writing for websites again. Fingers crossed!

5 Comments
  1. I swear this is my favorite website of 2018. I hate social media and this definitely has my type of humor. Lol. Keep up the good work folks.

  2. I laughed so hard that I felt a little bad for Justin Timberlake. The next day he went on the Ellen Show, I’m too afraid to watch it, so I can’t tell you what he is up to. If you are a brave soul, the clip is on YouTube. I’m sure Ellen had the same fears and just wanted to clarify things head to head (if you get my drift).

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