He’s coming.
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
I Live In Constant, Unrelenting Fear Of Whatever Justin Timberlake Has Planned For May
- April 30, 2018 by
- Brian Gilmore
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I’M A COWARD!
I laughed so hard that I felt a little bad for Justin Timberlake. The next day he went on the Ellen Show, I’m too afraid to watch it, so I can’t tell you what he is up to. If you are a brave soul, the clip is on YouTube. I’m sure Ellen had the same fears and just wanted to clarify things head to head (if you get my drift).