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…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
Michael Swaim
Michael Swaim

Author - Motivational Speaker

Michael was born and died during appearances of Haley's Comet. His real name was Samuel Langhorne Clemens.