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…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
Michael Dawson
Michael Dawson

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Michael Dawson can be found perusing the comedy bargain bin at odd hours of the day or spending his time juggling work and his neverending Steam backlog. He fancies himself a bit of a writer, like J.K Rowling but without the money and fame, and enjoys dissecting the ever-present cadaver of gender and race relations in his native country.