Michael Dawson, Author at bunny ears
…RIP KOKO…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Hats are cool…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Queen Kong???…
…Waldo still missing…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…God found dead in space…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
Cancer linked to death!
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
Michael Dawson
Michael Dawson

Author - Anthropomorphic Hat

Michael Dawson can be found perusing the comedy bargain bin at odd hours of the day or spending his time juggling work and his neverending Steam backlog. He fancies himself a bit of a writer, like J.K Rowling but without the money and fame, and enjoys dissecting the ever-present cadaver of gender and race relations in his native country.