Manna is a writer, a nomad, a parent, a burrito, a thinker, a feeler, a lover, a fighter, and definitely not a sentient burrito. She's also a writer and editor for Cracked.com
I used to be like you. When I was a child, I could be satisfied with a simple vanilla cupcake. Oh, how wistful I am for those days of carefree innocence. As I grew older, my palate matured, and I craved the apple cinnamon crumble. I longed for the orange chocolate creme brulee. I was […]
Guess who just got back today?
Seriously. Do whatever the fuck you want.
It can happen to anyone.
Use words like ‘imagery’ and ‘prose.’
The concept of “self-care” has a rich and storied history. It began in mental health circles as, like, setting reminders to at least try to brush your teeth when you can’t get out of bed for two weeks. So boring! According to the top spiritual health and wellness gurus, what you really need to break […]
Psst. Hey, kid. You wanna get high?
Look, we love food as much as the next guy. But there has to be limits. That’s why time travel restricted meals are so important.
Though they may or may not be “just like us,” one thing about celebrities is clear: Their lives are awesome and ours aren’t. Logically, they must have some mystical key to an awesome life beyond good bone structure and luck, right? The answer is yes and this is why we all crave celebrity advice. After […]
The French have it all: style, class, universal healthcare, funny accents – basically everything we’re striving towards. You may only be able to dream of living above a Parisian cafe, hon-hon-hon-ing at people and not being bankrupt by medical bills, but there’s no reason you can’t look like a French fashion plait, specifically classic children’s […]
Finally!
How else shall we absorb her powers?
Bunny Ears got to sit down with the relationships of Clueless to see how they’re doing now.
Once you reach a certain age, keeping a few tiny clones of yourself as pets is an essential part of your image, but, ugh, they are such a drag. By the time you’ve minimally fed, bathed, and clothed those disgusting creatures, you hardly have any time left for underwater pilates or your bullet journal ghostwriter. […]
We’ve got the ‘sticking stuff up your butt’ beat covered, thanks.
We’re so tired.
Bleaching your butthole is out. Bleaching then TIE-DYING your butthole is very in.
Mmmm mmm!
You signed the contract. We all did.
Just in time for Thanksgiving!
It’s not our fault, but we feel the need to apologize.
‘Are you on Twitter? Okay, let’s back up.’
I thought you were eating clean?
Yum!
The title ‘Sir Mix-a-Lot’ goes back centuries.
I’m actually very boring.
It’s definitely unfortunate.
There must be a logical explanation.
Because capitalism says so!
There’s a lot to explore here.
Do come in!
From cocaine to molly!
Have you considered the Bahamas?
‘I sleep 18 hours a day, man.’
For a mere $499!
Macaulay Culkin and Tom Green get together on the Bunny Ears podcast
Yes, there is a right way.
Things to buy for your Dad and/or your Brad.
We made a mistake, okay?
This amazing new tobacco plant is all-natural and therefore must be healthy. Right?
Cosplay is hot and Game Of Thrones’ Night King is oh, so cool.
No, I’m not going to cook you in this soothing ramen noodle bath, dangit. And frankly, I’m offended you would even ask that.
Natasha Lyonne and Macaulay Culkin: two definitely not dead celebrities!
“Who even told you that was a thing? — Our Doctor
It’s just my unbiased opinion.
