Manna is a writer, a nomad, a parent, a burrito, a thinker, a feeler, a lover, a fighter, and definitely not a sentient burrito. She's also a writer and editor for Cracked.com
7 Soups You’re Legally Obligated To Make All Winter
You signed the contract. We all did.
We’re Sorry, But Fatboy Slim Has Rebranded Himself As ‘Fatboi Thicc’
It’s not our fault, but we feel the need to apologize.
Simple Halloween Costumes That Will Take Several Minutes To Explain
‘Are you on Twitter? Okay, let’s back up.’
We Traced The Noble Lineage Of Sir Mix-A-Lot
The title ‘Sir Mix-a-Lot’ goes back centuries.
Stop Assuming I’m Free-Spirited Just Because I’m A Sagittarius
I’m actually very boring.
Skincare Products That Look Like Baby Poo But They Work, So Deal With It?
It’s definitely unfortunate.
Why Are Young People Having So Little Sex With Me?
There must be a logical explanation.
Underwear For Working Out And Other Fake Things You Need
Because capitalism says so!
The Hottest Vacation Spots I Need To Write About For Tax Purposes
Have you considered the Bahamas?
‘Cats’ Promotes Unrealistic Expectations Of Cats, By Me, A Cat
‘I sleep 18 hours a day, man.’
Macaulay Culkin + Tom Green Talk Dead Cats And Dating Famous Actresses
Macaulay Culkin and Tom Green get together on the Bunny Ears podcast
Father’s Day Gifts For Dads, And Also, Guys Named Brad
Things to buy for your Dad and/or your Brad.
An Official Bunny Ears Apology For Those Escaped Raccoon Dogs
We made a mistake, okay?
We’ve Discovered an All-Natural Vaping Alternative Called ‘Tobacco’
This amazing new tobacco plant is all-natural and therefore must be healthy. Right?
Get The Look: The Night King
Cosplay is hot and Game Of Thrones’ Night King is oh, so cool.
I Am NOT Trying To Cook You In This Ramen Noodle Bath
No, I’m not going to cook you in this soothing ramen noodle bath, dangit. And frankly, I’m offended you would even ask that.
Natasha Lyonne and Macaulay Culkin Talk Art, Movies, and the End Times
Natasha Lyonne and Macaulay Culkin: two definitely not dead celebrities!
Can Cranberries Cure Arthritis? No
“Who even told you that was a thing? — Our Doctor
Travel Guide: The Secret Canadian Disneyland ONLY For Illuminati
You’ve heard of Club 33, right? You know, that secret club at Disneyland you can only get into if you know the right people where they probably, like, smoke cigars and pass around a poor girl who moved to Hollywood with dreams of being an actress but ended up playing Cinderella for most of her […]
What To Look For When Shopping For A New Judge
You can’t risk electing a judge you can’t bribe
Our Favorite Articles By The Women Of Bunny Ears
Each author on this list is more talented than all the men here combined.
Hot Piles Of Garbage: Editor Amanda Mannen’s Morning Routine
Amanda lives in Missoula, Montana, so we didn’t actually go out there to observe her morning routine firsthand even though LAX is one of the few airports that actually flies directly to Missoula because we’re scared of Republicans.
Color Of The Month: White Privilege
The advantages of being white never go out of style!
Choosing The Right PR Firm For Your Racist Kids
With the right team of professionals, your child can avoid any and all consequences.
Using Your Love Language To Ask To Speak To The Manager
Get that guy fired—your way.
I’d Quit My Fashion Job But I Love Dressing Rich People As Literal Dicks
For me, it started small. It was a beanie that looked like a dick.
Barney The Dinosaur On Shopping, Sex, And His Healthy Purple Glow
We’re all about the icons of the ’90s, and perhaps no one is more iconic of that simpler time than Barney the Dinosaur. We grew up alongside that taxonomically ambiguous purple creature, so it’s only natural that he also grew up alongside us. What you may not know (but, of course, we do, because we […]
How To Avoid Public Indecency Charges For ‘Communing With Nature’
(Jerking off outside.)
Travel Guide: Night Vale
I don’t really know how I ended up in Night Vale. No one here does. One day, you just find yourself there.
Why We’ve Moved Our Offices To A Barge On International Waters
It has zero to do with our recent legal troubles, okay?
Birds Aren’t Real So Here Is My Vegan Fried Chicken Recipe
They’re just extremely delicious drones.
How To Say No To Your Children Right In Their Smug Fucking Faces
Because god damn do they need it
The Best Illegal Souvenirs From Around The World (That Aren’t Shirts)
Because fuck shirts. Except ours, you should buy ours with that link to your right.
The Best Places in Calgary to Make Fun of Canadians
And so I’ve fulfilled all legal requirements to write off this trip on my taxes!