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Amanda Mannen
Amanda Mannen

Author - Mommy - Ninja - Editor

Manna is a writer, a nomad, a parent, a burrito, a thinker, a feeler, a lover, a fighter, and definitely not a sentient burrito. She's also a writer and editor for Cracked.com