Manna is a writer, a nomad, a parent, a burrito, a thinker, a feeler, a lover, a fighter, and definitely not a sentient burrito. She's also a writer and editor for Cracked.com
Finally!
Because capitalism says so!
There’s a lot to explore here.
Guess who just got back today?
Bleaching your butthole is out. Bleaching then TIE-DYING your butthole is very in.
Use words like ‘imagery’ and ‘prose.’
Do come in!
From cocaine to molly!
We’re so tired.
Have you considered the Bahamas?
‘I sleep 18 hours a day, man.’
For a mere $499!
Macaulay Culkin and Tom Green get together on the Bunny Ears podcast
Yes, there is a right way.
Things to buy for your Dad and/or your Brad.
We made a mistake, okay?
Bunny Ears got to sit down with the relationships of Clueless to see how they’re doing now.
So, you played Jumanji and now your house is filled to the brim with animals. What do you do now?
We’ve got the ‘sticking stuff up your butt’ beat covered, thanks.
This amazing new tobacco plant is all-natural and therefore must be healthy. Right?
Cosplay is hot and Game Of Thrones’ Night King is oh, so cool.
No, I’m not going to cook you in this soothing ramen noodle bath, dangit. And frankly, I’m offended you would even ask that.
Natasha Lyonne and Macaulay Culkin: two definitely not dead celebrities!
Look, we love food as much as the next guy. But there has to be limits. That’s why time travel restricted meals are so important.
“Who even told you that was a thing? — Our Doctor
It’s just my unbiased opinion.
Worth it.
You’ve heard of Club 33, right? You know, that secret club at Disneyland you can only get into if you know the right people where they probably, like, smoke cigars and pass around a poor girl who moved to Hollywood with dreams of being an actress but ended up playing Cinderella for most of her […]
You can’t risk electing a judge you can’t bribe
Each author on this list is more talented than all the men here combined.
It can happen to anyone.
Amanda lives in Missoula, Montana, so we didn’t actually go out there to observe her morning routine firsthand even though LAX is one of the few airports that actually flies directly to Missoula because we’re scared of Republicans.
The advantages of being white never go out of style!
With the right team of professionals, your child can avoid any and all consequences.
Get that guy fired—your way.
For me, it started small. It was a beanie that looked like a dick.
How else shall we absorb her powers?
We’re all about the icons of the ’90s, and perhaps no one is more iconic of that simpler time than Barney the Dinosaur. We grew up alongside that taxonomically ambiguous purple creature, so it’s only natural that he also grew up alongside us. What you may not know (but, of course, we do, because we […]
(Jerking off outside.)
Psst. Hey, kid. You wanna get high?
I don’t really know how I ended up in Night Vale. No one here does. One day, you just find yourself there.
It has zero to do with our recent legal troubles, okay?
They’re just extremely delicious drones.
Seriously. Do whatever the fuck you want.
