Amanda Mannen

Bleaching your butthole is out. Bleaching then TIE-DYING your butthole is very in.

Macaulay Culkin and Tom Green get together on the Bunny Ears podcast

Yes, there is a right way.

Things to buy for your Dad and/or your Brad.

We made a mistake, okay?

Bunny Ears got to sit down with the relationships of Clueless to see how they’re doing now.

So, you played Jumanji and now your house is filled to the brim with animals. What do you do now?

We’ve got the ‘sticking stuff up your butt’ beat covered, thanks.

This amazing new tobacco plant is all-natural and therefore must be healthy. Right?

Cosplay is hot and Game Of Thrones’ Night King is oh, so cool.

No, I’m not going to cook you in this soothing ramen noodle bath, dangit. And frankly, I’m offended you would even ask that.

Natasha Lyonne and Macaulay Culkin: two definitely not dead celebrities!

Look, we love food as much as the next guy. But there has to be limits. That’s why time travel restricted meals are so important.

“Who even told you that was a thing? — Our Doctor

It’s just my unbiased opinion.

Worth it.

You’ve heard of Club 33, right? You know, that secret club at Disneyland you can only get into if you know the right people where they probably, like, smoke cigars and pass around a poor girl who moved to Hollywood with dreams of being an actress but ended up playing Cinderella for most of her […]

You can’t risk electing a judge you can’t bribe

Each author on this list is more talented than all the men here combined.

It can happen to anyone.

Amanda lives in Missoula, Montana, so we didn’t actually go out there to observe her morning routine firsthand even though LAX is one of the few airports that actually flies directly to Missoula because we’re scared of Republicans.

The advantages of being white never go out of style!

With the right team of professionals, your child can avoid any and all consequences.

Finally!

Get that guy fired—your way.

For me, it started small. It was a beanie that looked like a dick.

How else shall we absorb her powers?

We’re all about the icons of the ’90s, and perhaps no one is more iconic of that simpler time than Barney the Dinosaur. We grew up alongside that taxonomically ambiguous purple creature, so it’s only natural that he also grew up alongside us. What you may not know (but, of course, we do, because we […]

(Jerking off outside.)

Psst. Hey, kid. You wanna get high?

I don’t really know how I ended up in Night Vale. No one here does. One day, you just find yourself there.

It has zero to do with our recent legal troubles, okay?

They’re just extremely delicious drones.

Seriously. Do whatever the fuck you want.

Because god damn do they need it

Because fuck shirts. Except ours, you should buy ours with that link to your right.

And so I’ve fulfilled all legal requirements to write off this trip on my taxes!

I swear to fucking God they better after all of this bullshit I went through this year.

You know what they say: You can’t screw up pizza! But we’re gonna try.

Try these handy tricks to both terrify and confuse them into submission.

It happens every time: I invite a friend over for brunch, a tarot reading, or an intravenous drug party, and they soon notice that my house is clearly haunted. It’s admittedly hard to miss— objects fly around seemingly of their their volition, and there’s that faint, creepy whispering from deep within the walls. I try to […]

Relationships can be tough, but when you find your perfect other half, you’ll be amazed by how easy things can be. I personally feel so lucky to be in a relationship that’s so intuitive and carefree. I am, of course, talking about my relationship with this barbecue pulled pork macaroni and cheese. It’s a simple […]

You know what they say: Candy is dandy, but the call of the void will send you spiraling down into an existential crisis. No matter how much you try to avoid it, there will be times in your life when you’ll question the meaning of everything and, indeed, the very nature of the universe. So […]

Welcome to The Beginner’s Guide, our recurring series where our experts provide everything you need to know about your new endeavor, regardless of what it is. This week we’ll be taking you through: The Beginner’s Guide To Your Best Battle Lashes The eyelashes are the secret weapon in every woman’s beauty arsenal, and we mean […]

On Friday, a framed canvas version of rogue street artist Banksy’s famous painting, Girl With Balloon, sold at auction for $1.1 million, only to immediately self-destruct when a mechanism within the frame shred the piece upon sale.   Because you are doubtlessly a collector of fine art, and that man clearly has a finite number […]