Recipe: 24k Chicken Wings? Just Melt Down a Gold Brick and Drink It, You Asshole, Fuck It

September 21, 2022 by Amanda Mannen, featured in Food and Recipes

Hot, smooth, liquid gold.

IMAGES: HBO/Game Of Thrones, CNBC/”Gold Is Going To Tank”

Tags: 24K, Amanda Mannen, chicken, Chicken Wings, Gemstones, Gold, Stones, Zankou Chicken

Amanda Mannen

Manna is a writer, a nomad, a parent, a burrito, a thinker, a feeler, a lover, a fighter, and definitely not a sentient burrito. She's also a writer and editor for Cracked.com

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Kristaps says:

May 23, 2018 at 11:25 am

I Guess You Can Grind The Gold Into Flakes And Eat It, But Drink Gold? its 1064 Celsius Hot , Emm, Iyou Will Burn out Your Stupid Mouth If You Would Drink That Stuff 😀

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Todd says:

May 23, 2018 at 2:01 pm

This isn’t even an article.. why would you even post this it’s not funny or insightful or anything

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1. Tea says:
  
  May 29, 2018 at 2:39 pm
  
  Personally, I learned a lot.
  
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Joe says:

May 23, 2018 at 2:30 pm

?

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Robin says:

May 24, 2018 at 11:53 pm

how do you feel about cheetoh dusted soft serve?

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