…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…13th month discovered between February and March….

Amanda Mannen