Manna is a writer, a nomad, a parent, a burrito, a thinker, a feeler, a lover, a fighter, and definitely not a sentient burrito. She's also a writer and editor for Cracked.com
Bleaching your butthole is out. Bleaching then TIE-DYING your butthole is very in.
Mmmm mmm!
You signed the contract. We all did.
Just in time for Thanksgiving!
It’s not our fault, but we feel the need to apologize.
‘Are you on Twitter? Okay, let’s back up.’
I thought you were eating clean?
Yum!
The title ‘Sir Mix-a-Lot’ goes back centuries.
I’m actually very boring.
It’s definitely unfortunate.
There must be a logical explanation.
Because capitalism says so!
There’s a lot to explore here.
Do come in!
From cocaine to molly!
Have you considered the Bahamas?
‘I sleep 18 hours a day, man.’
For a mere $499!
Macaulay Culkin and Tom Green get together on the Bunny Ears podcast
Yes, there is a right way.
Things to buy for your Dad and/or your Brad.
We made a mistake, okay?
This amazing new tobacco plant is all-natural and therefore must be healthy. Right?
Cosplay is hot and Game Of Thrones’ Night King is oh, so cool.
No, I’m not going to cook you in this soothing ramen noodle bath, dangit. And frankly, I’m offended you would even ask that.
Natasha Lyonne and Macaulay Culkin: two definitely not dead celebrities!
“Who even told you that was a thing? — Our Doctor
It’s just my unbiased opinion.
Worth it.
You’ve heard of Club 33, right? You know, that secret club at Disneyland you can only get into if you know the right people where they probably, like, smoke cigars and pass around a poor girl who moved to Hollywood with dreams of being an actress but ended up playing Cinderella for most of her […]
You can’t risk electing a judge you can’t bribe
Each author on this list is more talented than all the men here combined.
Amanda lives in Missoula, Montana, so we didn’t actually go out there to observe her morning routine firsthand even though LAX is one of the few airports that actually flies directly to Missoula because we’re scared of Republicans.
The advantages of being white never go out of style!
With the right team of professionals, your child can avoid any and all consequences.
Get that guy fired—your way.
For me, it started small. It was a beanie that looked like a dick.
We’re all about the icons of the ’90s, and perhaps no one is more iconic of that simpler time than Barney the Dinosaur. We grew up alongside that taxonomically ambiguous purple creature, so it’s only natural that he also grew up alongside us. What you may not know (but, of course, we do, because we […]
(Jerking off outside.)
I don’t really know how I ended up in Night Vale. No one here does. One day, you just find yourself there.
It has zero to do with our recent legal troubles, okay?
They’re just extremely delicious drones.
Because god damn do they need it
Because fuck shirts. Except ours, you should buy ours with that link to your right.