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…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
Mark Hill
Mark Hill

Author - Scribe - Robot?

Mark has written for Cracked, the Modern Rogue, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, the Atlantic, Motherboard, the Daily Dot, and a bunch of other places that he can't remember off the top of his head. He also writes most of the nation's grocery lists.