Mark Hill, Author at bunny ears
…Hats are cool…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Waldo still missing…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
Cancer linked to death!
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…God found dead in space…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
Mark Hill
Mark Hill

Author - Scribe - Robot?

Mark has written for Cracked, the Modern Rogue, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, the Atlantic, Motherboard, the Daily Dot, and a bunch of other places that he can't remember off the top of his head. He also writes most of the nation's grocery lists.