Mark Hill, Author at bunny ears
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Waldo still missing…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
Cancer linked to death!
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Queen Kong???…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Hats are cool…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…God found dead in space…
…RIP KOKO…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
Mark Hill
Mark Hill

Author - Scribe - Robot?

Mark has written for Cracked, the Modern Rogue, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, the Atlantic, Motherboard, the Daily Dot, and a bunch of other places that he can't remember off the top of his head. He also writes most of the nation's grocery lists.