Mark Hill, Author at bunny ears
…Hats are cool…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…RIP KOKO…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…Queen Kong???…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Waldo still missing…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…God found dead in space…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
Cancer linked to death!
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
Mark Hill
Mark Hill

Author - Scribe - Robot?

Mark has written for Cracked, the Modern Rogue, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, the Atlantic, Motherboard, the Daily Dot, and a bunch of other places that he can't remember off the top of his head. He also writes most of the nation's grocery lists.