How To Channel The Energy Of The Child Workers And Dead Birds Trapped In Your Healing Crystals

June 29, 2022 by , featured in Spiritual Wellness
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Hello, crystal fans! If you’ve been keeping up with my column, Crystal Chronicles, then by now you’ve heard the bad news: some of our beloved healing crystals are being sourced from mines with lax labor and environmental laws. In the Democratic Republic of the Congo, children as young as seven work in mines. In Myanmar, the sale of jade mined by an oppressed and exploited minority helps finance ethnic cleansing. And right here in America, some crystal mines are contaminating local ecosystems and drinking water. Yikes, right?

But it’s times like these where we must remember that the Chinese word for “crystal crisis” is the same as their word for “crystal opportunity.” A good crystal, after all, promotes healing, harmony, and peace. And what needs peace more than all the energy of the child workers and dead birds trapped in your healing crystals?

Take those poor Congolese children. Yes, they’re being forced to work up to 12 hours a day in the brutal heat with no safety equipment, and yes, the mere one to two dollars a day they’re paid are sometimes extorted right back out of their pockets. But think of the persistence it must require to persevere in such brutal working conditions! Think of the energy they must have to fight through the health problems their work creates! Channel that energy as you meditate with your crystal on your career. Do you need to work up the nerve to ask for a raise, or are you looking for some good vibes as you start a small business? Let the energy of those exploited children help you. Their spirits have suffered so much, so do them a favor by directing it towards something positive!

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And look, it’s not like crystal mines are using children only because they’re easy to exploit. Their delicate little hands just happen to be perfectly suited for certain tasks. Tasks like your next exciting DIY project! Whether you’re building a birdhouse or a spice rack, a crystal grid around your workplace will give you the boost in dexterity that you need to handle all of those tricky little tools. Those children may be physically stuck in a mine on the other side of the world, but spiritually they’re helping you attract nuthatches to your garden!

As for the environmental damage caused by crystals, consider making a sacred space within your home or garden where the energy of crystals like amethyst and rose quartz will send the message that Mother Earth is always welcome as long as you have something to say about it. Yes, maybe a bunch of beautiful birds drank poisonous wastewater and died, but how many more birds will live because of the good vibes that your shrine will send out? A lot, possibly. If you think about it, we’re really helping the Earth. Those birds had to die sooner or later, but how many people would use the crystals they gave their lives for on something so productive?

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Now, what if you have a jade healing crystal from Myanmar, where working conditions are so miserable that miners often end up addicted to heroin just to numb the pain of their existence? There’s no denying that heroin addiction can ravage an otherwise healthy body and spirit… but an addition to chocolate or shopping is no laughing matter either! So carry that jade crystal in your pocket whenever you feel a craving to indulge in a bad habit. Its radiant energy will remind your subconscious that you and those heroin addicted miners are in this thing together! You want them to beat heroin, right? Well, they’d want you to stop buying Caffè Mochas that you know your wallet and your hips don’t need! Don’t feel too guilty if you slip up every now and then, though. Just be thankful that the profits from that chocolatey threat aren’t going towards efforts to have you beaten to death in your own home, and resolve to really channel that crystal’s energy and do better next time!

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  1. A lot of this is New Age Bull!!! Unless you think it mite work.Dont bet your live on it! You can believe anything you want! We live in a free world!I even knew one of the people who started giving out healing information about stones.That person only did it so they could help sell them. He even thought it was a big joke!Now is one of the biggest suppliers to New Age shops etc. Hey everyone the joke is on you!!! Enjoy your stones and crystals!

  2. I am glad all my crystals I found myself. I have no idea how many I have and give them away. I do have a very large Amythyst crystal that a good friend, who is a very gifted as a healer gave me, that I know has great energy, and very beautiful.

  3. Cure cancer with quartz (SiO2) and similar? I’m eager to know just how do you expect to tackle it with rocks? I’m not an oncologist but I think I can all but assure you the chemical compound and stones in general are irrelevant when it comes to treating any sort of illnesses let alone telling your own body cells not to divide.

    Education system needs remodeling.

  4. Is this article a joke? Channel the energy of exploited children? Hey, take advantage of them even further by pulling on their energy to help your cute little garden project? You and exploited miners are in this together? I don’t think anyone truly connected with the earth could buy into this privileged BS. I thought this was an April Fool’s article but its a week too early.

  5. This whole article should make the US sick. What the crystals will do for your hips while children are on heroin. I’m not sure if this article is a joke. I swear I don’t know. I love crystals but now I’m gonna ask where they are from and how they were found. Is this article for f-ing real??!!! It’s absolutely sick!!!

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