What The Things You Lift With Your Vagina Say About You
Vaginal weightlifting is all the rage right now. And yes, I know what you’re thinking: finally! Our ancestors would be so very proud. Nothing says female empowerment quite like dangling a dumbbell from your vajay. But don’t think for one second that this glorious new activity simply involves the use of normal hand weights you’d find at a gym. Oh no. Like any absurd new health fad, this one entails a major DIY twist. As in using random weighted objects you find around your home. This clearly begs the question: What does your favorite vaginal weightlifting item say about you? Find out below!

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